—Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda —
THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY —
CNN Publishes Hit List Map of Confederate Monuments in U.S.
— TONIGHT’S SIGHT-AND-SOUND BITES —
CNN Commentator Calls for Washington/Jefferson Statues to Come Down
Author: Build Monuments That Tell The Other Side Of Story
Leftist Vandals Target Sec. Ben Carson, Spray Painted “Fuck Trump” On His House…
Liberals Burn Abraham Lincoln Bust
CNN Chryon Asks if Trump is “Bigot in Chief”
Dem Who Wants to Impeach: Can’t Wait for Trump to “Hang Himself”
Missouri State Senator ‘Hoped For Assassination Of President Trump’, Senator Maria Chappelle-Nadal
Napolitano: Why ‘Hate Speech’ Is Protected
Herman Cain: Media Dividing The Nation With Racist Rhetoric
Malkin: We Cannot Accept Islamic Terror As Part Of Life
Southern Bugs Bunny
— NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY PATRIOTIC —
The Star Spangled Banner As You’ve Probably Never Heard It
— Trump Rally In Phoenix on Tuesday, August 22 —
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Protesters vandalized and attempted to take down the Peace Monument in Piedmont Park in Atlanta on Sunday, mistaking it for a pro-Confederate statue.
— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE — 
The People’s Cube: Museum of Nothing:
Everything Offensive Has Been Removed.
Simply imagining – while standing in a large building – is a great way to cleanse your mind of any racist thoughts.
— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
Satan Officially Claims Responsibility For White Supremacist Movement 
WORLD—In a statement that surprised nearly no one, Satan, the accuser and enemy of God and His people, paused briefly from roaming the earth seeking someone to devour Wednesday to confirm to reporters that he is responsible for the entire white supremacist movement worldwide.
— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
Panicked John Kelly Ushers Half-Naked Trump Away From Podium As President Shouts Support For Eugenics
SEE MORE FAKE NEWS FROM THE ONION HERE
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 211. There Are Now Only 1,173 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
