Special “Propaganda Media” E-dition

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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2016
In Fact, It’s Been Around For A Long, Long Time

           image004At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane where Newt Gingrich came up with the idea of using the term “Propaganda Media” instead of “News Media.”

        “It’s not really such a new idea,” Kane explained.  “because, as any graduate of the Forrest Gump Schools in Anderson could probably tell you, the term “Propaganda Media” is right there in the Declaration of Independence, because Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, image010that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Propaganda Media.”

image005And even the Pledge of Allegiance says, “One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and Propaganda Media for all.”

image005Do you remember when Patrick Henry said, “Give me Propaganda Media or give me death?”

image005image009Nathan Hale said, “I regret that I have but one Life to give for Propaganda Media.”

image005John Paul Jones said, “I have not yet begun to fight for Propaganda Media.”

image005George Washington said, “I cannot tell a lie. It was only Propaganda Media that made me cut down the cherry tree.”

image005Samuel Adams said, “Someday they’ll name a beer after me, and when they do, I’ll be Propaganda Media.”

image005Daniel Webster said, “One country, one constitution, one destiny, and hours of Propaganda Media.”

image005At Gettysburg, Abraham Lincoln said, “The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget our Propaganda Media.”

image005William Tecumseh Sherman said, “War is hell– without Propaganda Media.”

image005George Armstrong Custer said, “Where in the hell did all those Propaganda Media Indians come from?”

image005Woodrow Wilson said, “The world must be made safe for Propaganda Media.”

image005Will Rogers said, “I never met Propaganda Media I didn’t like.”

image005General George S. Patton said, “No bastard ever won a war dying for his Propaganda Media. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his Propaganda Media.”

image005FDR said, “We have nothing to fear but Propaganda Media itself.”

image005Douglas McArthur said, “I shall return– for Propaganda Media.”

image005Harry Truman said, “The Propaganda Media stops here.”

image005Dwight D. Eisenhower said, “I think that people want Propaganda Media so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.”

image005Albert Einstein said, “”The hardest thing in the world to understand is Propaganda Media.”

image005Sigmund Freud said, “Most of men’s problems can be traced to their subconscious feelings about Propaganda Media.”

image005John Kennedy said, “Ask not what you can do for your Propaganda Media.”

image005Neil Armstrong said, “A small step for man, one giant step for Propaganda Media.

image005Barry Goldwater said, “Extremism in the defense of Propaganda Media is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of Propaganda Media is no virtue. 

image005Vince Lombardi said, “Propaganda Media isn’t everything.”

image005Ronald Reagan said, “My fellow Americans. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve signed legislation outlawing Propaganda Media in Russia. The bombing starts in five minutes.”

image005John Wayne said, “Sure Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have your dinner ready when you get home along with a big helping of Propaganda Media for dessert.”

image005Rev. Martin Luther King said, “I had a dream about Propaganda Media.”

image005Bill Clinton lied when he said “I did not have Propaganda Media with that woman, Ms Lewinsky.”

image005Charlton Heston said, “Let my Propaganda Media go.”

image005At every patriotic rally, Lee Greenwood always sings, “God Bless Propaganda Media.”

image005 George W. Bush said, “Propaganda Media Accomplished.”

image005Not to be outdone, Obama now still insists that only Mean-Spirited Republicans would ever us Propaganda Media.

image005And Donald Trump says, “We’re making America’s Propaganda Media Great Again.”