SATURDAY, APRIL 2, 2016

Your Whistleblower Week in Review   

MONDAY (MARCH 28), The Blower Featured

Our Annual “Easter Monday” E-dition (DemocRATS still blaming Bush for the Death of Jesus!)

“European Editorializing” (Showing How Our Allies See Us)

“Focusing On Our Enemies” (It’s The Establishment, Stupid!)

“Muslim Invasion Of America” (Today They’re Only Invading Europe)

And “Obamacare Outrages (More Medical Malpractice)

And In Our “Monday Message” From The Whistleblower Newsroom

TUESDAY (MARCH 29) The Blower Featured

“SOTUS Tie Vote” (It Was Big Win For Big Labor)

Another “Cartoon Wars” E-dition (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)

“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Middle East Update” (Let’s Have A Jewish Boycott)

“Tax Attack” (Today Let’s Talk About Cigarette Taxes)

And In “Tuesday’s Triumphs” From The Whistleblower Newsroom It Was War In Wisconsin

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says when Donald Trump planted a flag [today] in the hometown of House Speaker Paul Ryan, he was sounding the opening shot of a weeklong battle for Wisconsin – a symbolic beachhead in his fight to vanquish the Republican establishment. … Trump has made a habit of holding rallies in his rivals’ backyards, and this one was announced hours after Ryan condemned Trump’s rhetoric – without naming the businessman – in a speech last week.

WEDNESDAY (MARCH 30) The Blower Featured

“Pointless Political Pledges” (Something Else That’s Not Worth A Bucket Of Warm Spit!)

“Dumbing Down Of America” (What We have Here Is A Failure To Communicate)

“Cleveland Convention” (Getting Ready For The Riots)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)

Edition #44 (published on April 1, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. That was our First Annual Sincere Apology Issue. The Front Page featured a really sincere apology from the Publisher; The Top Ten List was of those things for which we felt we needed to apologize, and Other Apologies began with one to Channel 9 meteorologist wannabe Bob Alan, for reporting that he once made a lady friend install an air conditioner in her bedroom window because he didn’t like to sweat.

More “Political Punch Lines” (Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight!)

And In “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” From The Whistleblower Newsroom

The Blower just found a web site maintained by the ReligionofPeace.com that tracks Islamic Terrorist Attacks. It shows the List of Islamic Terror Attacks during the past 30 days. During this time period, there were only 136 Islamic attacks in 25 countries, in which 1015 people were killed and 2992 injured.

THURSDAY (MARCH 31) The Blower Featured

Final “Women’s ‘Herstory’ Month” (It’s Just Another Made-Up Word Feminists Use To Make Themselves Feel Good!)

“Religion of Peace Update” (Another Day, More Muslim Murders)

“A Message From The Queen” (America’s Independence Has Been Revoked)

“Prosecutorial Prophecies” (We Always Tell You About The Ones That Come True)

“Stupid Campaign Coverage” (More Useless News)

In “Thursday’s Tactics” From The Whistleblower Newsroom

Another Mass Shooting in Obama’s America

A Virginia state trooper and gunman are dead after a shootout at a Greyhound bus terminal in Richmond Thursday that wounded two others.

Friday (April 1) The Blower Featured

Annual “Mea Culpa” E-dition (Unlike Politicians, When We Apologize, We Really, Really Mean It!)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)

“Cincinnati Mess” E-dition (You Only Read About In The Blower)

Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)

“Contrite Conservatism” (Because We’re Really, Really Sorry!)

In “Friday’s Features” From The Whistleblower Newsroom

Peace out, fools! Obama plays the clown by flashing the peace sign for nuclear security summit ‘team photo’… and gets a very unimpressed look from David Cameron and bemused world leaders

Daily Mail reports Surrounded by world leaders, Obama gave the peace sign as they gathered for a ‘team photo’ during a two-day nuclear summit. All eyes were on Obama as 54 other presidents and prime ministers joined him in Washington, DC, for crunch talks on Iran and terrorist threats involving nuclear weapons. There was one set of eyes, however, that was particularly focused on the President – those of Prime Minister David Cameron. Relations between Cameron and Obama have been strained since the President criticized the Prime Minister for getting ‘distracted’ during the crisis in Libya and turning it into a ‘shit show’. There was more than metaphorical distance between the pair at today’s summit, with Cameron only able to glare at Obama from across the podium as he was elbowed out to the edge of the stage. [READ MORE HERE]

And SATURDAY (APRIL 2) The Blower  Featured

 “Cartoon Wars” E-dition (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!) 

“What’s Right With America” (Honoring Real American Heroes!)

“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Patronage County Today” Here’s another column featuring the same sleazy 1980s characters at the satirical Patronage County Courthouse, to illustrate things going on hereabouts these days, so our Persons of Consequence might gain yet another useful perspective on the news. “Lying With Statistics” (It All Depends On Which Numbers You Use)

If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!

And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!