SATURDAY, MARCH 12, 2016
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (MARCH 7), The Blower Featured
“The Insurrection Is Coming” (And The Establishment Is Panicked!)
“More Establishment Bashing” (Because They Really Deserve It)
“Muckraker Report” (The MSD Mess)
“Still More Establishment Bashing” (Because They Really, Really Deserve It)
“Historical Review” (Lessons Learned From The 2012 Elections)
And In Our “Monday Message” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said Republicans were having a quartet of Election Events the next day: Primaries in Michigan, Mississippi, and Idaho, along with a Caucus in Hawaii and a debate on Thursday in South Beach, Florida, where Marco Rubio is sinking further into a hole, with Donald Trump and Ted Cruz heaping piles of dirt on top of him. Meanwhile, Ohio Governor John Kasich will be telling everybody what a great an idea a brokered convention would be.
TUESDAY (MARCH 8) The Blower Featured
“Super Tuesday Two” (They Had To Call It Something!)
“Cartoon Wars” (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)
“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
Another “Fuse and Zoomtown Subscribers Alert” (Here’s Why You Didn’t Get All Of Your Blowers Today)
“Antidisestablishmentarianism” (It Sounds Like Something We Would Really Be Against)
And In “Tuesday’s Triumphs” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Super Tuesday Two may turn out pretty good for Donald Trump, who the Washington Post reports won convincing victories in Michigan and Mississippi, the day’s biggest Republican presidential primaries, suggesting that the intensified GOP establishment assault on Trump’s character and record had failed so far to wound the front-runner for the nomination. Early returns in Michigan showed Trump with a clear lead over Texas Senator Sen. Ted Cruz and Ohio Governor John Kasich as The Beaver, while in Mississippi, Cruz was running a strong second. In both states, Trump galvanized the huge populations of white working-class voters with his populist economic pitch, nativist rhetoric and outsider appeal. Running far behind in both primaries was Florida Senator “Little Marco” Rubio who was on track to record among of his poorest results of the season, in danger of finishing below the 15 percent threshold to win any delegates in either state.
WEDNESDAY (MARCH 9) The Blower Featured
Official “Women’s History Month” (Because Women’s Lives Really, Really Matter, Too!)
“Those Were The Good Old Days” (From The Whistleblower Archives)
NEARLY TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY, Edition #41 (published on March 12, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town. That Week’s “Really Big Story” was all about Disingenuous DemocRAT Dusty Rhodes. The Top Ten List was the top ten things a soldier wants to do when he comes home, and Bagdad Peter Arnett’s promise not to write any more puff pieces about those freedom-loving Iraqis.
More “Political Punch Lines” (Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight!)
“Still More Establishment Bashing Update” (Because They Really, Really Deserve It)
Another “Kasich’s Kamikaze Kampaign” (Now Predicting Victory in Ohio. No Kidding!)
And In “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says on Super Tuesday Two, Donald Trump sawed off a trio of Republicans in Michigan and Mississippi before talking to reporters and supporters in Florida. Trump was in a triumphant mood, as POLITICO’s Nahal Toosi reported the victories came with a trove of delegates – and a call for unity from Trump, as any Republican hopes for a Trump slump were relegated to a long wait for what would be, at best, cold comfort – as Idaho and Hawaii results aren’t coming until much later in the night.
THURSDAY (MARCH 10) The Blower Featured
Current “Constitutional Crisis” (It’s More Than Just Obama’s Bogus Birth Certificate!)
“Political Postery” (Staring Off Our Second Amendment Collection)
“Tonight’s Republican Candidates Debate” (They’re Calling It “Mayhem In Miami!”)
“FBI Performance Review” (Why Aren’t They Covering Up For Obama?)
Another “Muckraker Memo” (Gateway Greed)
In “Thursday’s Tactics” From The Whistleblower Newsroom
TONIGHT’S TRUMP-CENTRIC FIGHT NIGHT WAS CANCELED AT REPUBLICAN DEBATE AS CANDIDATES STAGED A LOVE-IN AND EVEN THE PARTY CHAIRMAN SAID THE GOP WILL “SUPPORT THE NOMINEE, WHOEVER THAT IS”
Friday (March 11) The Blower Featured
Our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
This week, everybody who plans to attend the Whistleblower’s big “Political Backstabbers Day” celebration on the “Ides of March” to commemorate the date Julius Caesar got stabbed 137 times in the back at a toga party, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
More “Real Post-Debate Analysis” (About Who Won Last Night’s Debate)
“Future Forecasts” (Looking Ahead To January 20, 2017)
“Hillary’s Black Votes Matter” (Get Ready For Some Last-Minute DemocRAT Pandering In Ohio!)
“Political Perfidy” (Rubio’s Supporters Being Played For Suckers In Ohio)
And in Just Another “Guest Column”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor: Why, it’s none other than South Carolina Republican Congressman Trey Gowdy, who was the featured speaker at tonight’s Clermont County Republican Club Lincoln Day Dinner and answered Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s question about indicting Hillary this way: “Congress doesn’t indict, we issue a ‘report,” and it’s a-comin’ ”
And SATURDAY (MARCH 12) The Blower Featured
“What’s Right With America” (A Peaceful Political Rally in Dayton)
“Saturday Strategery” (The Return Of The Three Stooges)
“Trump Attack Update” (No Longer A Peaceful Political Rally in Dayton)
Earlier today in the Update to our Saturday Morning “What’s Right With America” E-dition, where a hangar full of well-manner Ohio supporters attending a Donald Trump rally, we saw the Secret Service protecting Republican Front-running Presidential Candidate Donald Trump.
Weasel Zippers is reporting the Secret Service has released the name of the man arrested this morning for bum rushing the stage in Ohio to attack Donald Trump. He is 32 year old Tom Dimassimo and he first came to national attention for holding “a protest” where students stepped on the American flag on the grounds of Ohio’s Wright State University.
“Cartoon Wars” (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)
“DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
And In Our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, We Learned About “Your Money’s Worth”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
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