SATURDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (DECEMBER 21), in our Official “World Orgasm for Peace Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “How Many Druids Does It Take To Screw In Light Bulbs?”
In our “Winter Solstice Celebration” E-dition, The Blower said, “So we said to the Pagan, “That’s funny, you don’t look Druish!”
In our “Conservative Canines” E-dition, The Blower featured “Pictures of Patriotic Pooches.” 
In our “Crappy Holiday Office Party” E-dition, The Blower said, “What Happens Under The Mistletoe Stays Under The Mistletoe!” 
And in our “More Stocking Stuffers” E-dition, The Blower said, “Every Day Is Christmas For Liberals Looking For More FREE STUFF! ”
TUESDAY (DECEMBER 22), in our Special “War On Christmas Update” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Checking Out The Latest Obama/Christmas Story!”
In our Special “Obama’s War on Cops Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Reviewing How Far America Has Fallen During The Age Of Obama!”
In our “Campus Crazies Update” The Blower said, “Wishing You A Politically Correct Christmas?”
But Could Anything Be More Racist than “White Christmas?”
In our “Why Santa Is So Jolly” E-dition, The Blower said, “Because He Knows Where All the Naughty Girls Live!”
And Another “Muckraker Message” E-dition, The Blower presented “The Case Of The Missing Muck!”
WEDNESDAY (DECEMBER 23), in our “Plagiarized Political Prose” E-dition, The Blower said it was Not Written By Jeff Foxworthy
In our Still Another “Political Postery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Adding Yet Another Dimension To Our Conservative Obama Bashing!”
In “Art Of The Schlong” E-dition, The Blower said, “Media Goes Nuts Over Trump’s New Word For Hillary!”
In our “Dreaming Of A White Lives Matter Christmas” E-dition, The Blower said, “Just Like The Ones We Used To Know!”
And in our “The Truth About Schlongs” E-dition, The Blower said, “Donald Trump Doubles Down!”
THURSDAY (DECEMBER 24), in our Special “Christmas Eve Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Happy Humbug, Everybody!”
In our “Clermont County Congressional Crisis” E-dition, The Blower said, “Just In Time For Christmas!”
In “Avoiding Holiday Depression” E-dition, The Blower said, “Here’s a Good Tip!”
And in “It’s Finally Christmas Eve” E-dition, The Blower said, “Getting Ready for a Donald Trump Christmas!”
In FRIDAY (DECEMBER 25) in our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower said This Christmas season, during the Devolution of the American Culture Throughout the Obama Administration, we’ve witnessed a record level of blasphemy according to each person’s own filter of political correctness. Racial Racketeers like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson still claim “Jesus was a Black Man.” Members of GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) are still exploiting that really silly Duck Dynasty Controversy that claimed “Santa Claus prefers an anus to a vagina.” And Murdering Muslim Members of Hamas like Mahmoud Abbas is still being mocked for that time he tried to maintain that Jesus and Santa were both Palestinians, while Barry and Michelle would like to wish season’s greetings and happy holidays to all you hard-working, dumb-ass, white-trash, gun loving, Christian, cracker, over-taxed payers all across the country.
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, everybody who thinks it doesn’t really matter if the press is lazy, stupid, or dishonest because the results are always the same, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, whose selection was really no total surprise to the staff since he always picks the winning entries himself (along with which photograph of himself to use.) Kane says “It’s the same fair, open, and honest process used by both the GOP and DemocRAT Parties to make their important choices.” And giving yourself meaningless awards is no big deal. Guys at COAST like Chris Finney and “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman proved that early this month.
And in our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our “Political Christmas Cards” E-dition, The Blower explained “They Were Sent Out By Their Campaigns!” 
And in “Christmas Cockle Warming” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Making You Feel Good All Over!”
SATURDAY (DECEMBER 26) in our Annual “Cinci-Kwanzaabration” E-dition, The Blower said: “It Wouldn’t Be Politically Correct To Make Kwanzaa Jokes Today!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Making Watching Politics Fun!”
In our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured: “More Real American Heroes!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
And to see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition, CLICK HERE!
