SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2015
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE THANKSGIVING DAY HOLIDAY STORY THIS WEEK was in our Official “Turkey Contest Winners” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Let’s Get Ready To Gobble!” 
OUR NUMBER TWO THANKSGIVING DAY STORY THIS WEEK was in our In our “Brawls At The Malls” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Brutal Fights Break Out Across Obama’s America!”
AND OUR NUMBER THREE THANKSIVING DAY HOLIDAY STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Imagine If You Will” E-dition, The Blower said, “Thanksgiving Dinner in the Twilight Zone!”
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:
Obama Thanksgiving Address: Syrian Refugees Are Just Like Pilgrims; ‘Panic and Fear’ Win: NBC’s Up-Chuck Todd & Co. Decry ‘Freakout’ Over Syrian Refugees; and A Recently Discovered 96th Theses.
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Is Just To Keep Telling It Like It Is, because as The Blower reported in our Saturday Strategery E-dition, the Liberals’ Strategy will be to continue to lie.
THE 2016 CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO “TELL IT LIKE IT IS” AND NOT TO REWRITE HISTORY THE WAY LYING LIBERALS ALWAYS DO.
The Blower believes the next 345 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
This Week’s Stupidest Liberal Statement Award
This Thanksgiving, with nearly one in five households celebrating the holiday on Food Stamps and the price of turkey hadskyrocketed to three times the jump of inflation due to Obama’s ethanol mandate, Obama was lecturing America about how all those “Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees” are just like the Pilgrims on the Mayflower. No Kidding.
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Political Correctness, which has gone after Christians for years, may have finally turned on its Progressive creators. For decades, PC culture has dominated many of America’s college campuses, a fact highlighted in Allan Bloom’s ground-breaking 1987 book “The Closing of the American Mind.” PC culture tries to shame and silence those of us with traditional beliefs as though we’re bigots or rubes.
The Christian Post says it’s good that political correctness on campus is now being exposed for what it is: tyranny. To begin putting the PC monster back in its cage, a renewed commitment to civil discourse is in order. And any time they’re ready, The Blower will be glad to continue to show them how it’s done.
Because we all know that political correctness crap is destroying America.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Angry Andersonians
The December Trustees Meeting on December 17 should really be a lively meeting. Besides featuring a Celebrity Roast for “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, in recognition of his 48 years of outstanding public service to the community, where Fellow Trustee “Angry Andy” Pappas is scheduled to be the Roast Master, a vote on those controversial “Welcome Signs” at township borders is also scheduled while Jackson’s vote still counts.
More About Northern Kentucky
Wednesday will be the much-awaited Graydon Head Holiday Party at the Fort Mitchell County Club, making Jews feel welcome, just like they’ve always done in Northern Kentucky since 2003, four days before Hanukkah actually begins on December 6. We’ll be seeing if Jews are still made to feel welcome in Northern Kentucky like they’ve always done since 2003, even without Rick “The Batboy” Robinson doing his impersonation of Adam Sandler.
The Feck Stops Here
As The Blower predicted on Wednesday, Black Lies Matter staging another total bullshit rally Friday night in front of the Cincinnati Police Headquarters to see how much local media coverage they could get when they marched through the Black-on-Black Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine and Downtown to demonstrate their solidarity with the illegal activities of other Black Lies Matter rallies in Minneapolis and Chicago.
One of the many Amanda Rossmann’s pictures of the event The Fishwrap was trying to sell showed a protestor with a bull horn taunting interim Cincinnati Police Chief Eliot Isaac, who’d shown up to validate the legitimacy of the protest. And how many thousands of over-taxed payers’ dollars did it cost for all those police officers who’d been assigned to babysit those fools? Curiously, our Feckless Fishwrappers must’ve forgotten to report that. No wonder Patrick Brennan’s story did not prove for comments.
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”