SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE MURDERING MUSLIM TERRORISTS DISGUISED AS SYRIAN REFUGEES STORY THIS WEEK was in our “We’re Not Islamophobic” E-dition, The Blower said, “But Isn’t It Better To Be Safe Than Sorry?”

OUR NUMBER TWO MURDERING MUSLIM TERRORISTS DISGUISED AS SYRIAN REFUGEES STORY THIS WEEK was in our in our “Syrian Invasion” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Already Begun!” 

AND OUR NUMBER THREE MURDERING MUSLIM TERRORISTS DISGUISED AS SYRIAN REFUGEES STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Terrorists in Kentucky” E-dition, The Blower said, “Don’t Worry, They’re Not Syrians!”

 Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us: Martin Sheen Applauds Son’s Courage; Hillary Says Muslims Are ‘Peaceful and Tolerant,’ Have ‘Nothing Whatsoever to Do With Terrorism’, and Alfred E. Ryan Tells Sean Hannity He Will Not Support Any Cuts To Muslim Immigration: ‘That’s Not Who We Are’

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

At Sunday afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were applauding Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane for The Blower’s Commerative “Kennedy Assassination” E-dition, where The Blower said absolutely nobody in Cincinnati would be surprised if our Feckless Fishwrappers forgot to mention JFK’s Assassination today and Hurley the Historian said, “Today I’m sad to live in a country where everybody isn’t remembering where they were at 12:30 PM Central Standard Time in 1963, when President Kennedy was assassinated.” 

There were, however, a few complaints, like the one from Freddie Factchecker who said whoever painted that picture of Kennedy after the shooting didn’t do much research! At Zapruder frame 313, Kennedy’s head was torn apart by a bullet. The massive explosion, caused by a pressure cavity in the brain tissue, blew brain matter in all directions. Motorcycle cop Bobby Hargis, riding to Kennedy’s left and a bit behind him, was hit by matter blown out of Kennedy’s skull.

What The Blower should’ve said was that the feel good painting showed how the assassination is remembered in “Camelot.”  The graphic photo, however, shows how it really is remembered in history.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO “TELL IT LIKE IT IS” AND NOT TO REWRITE HISTORY THE WAY LYING LIBERALS ALWAYS DO.

 The Blower believes the next 361 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupidest Liberal Statement Award

goes hands down to Obama for trying to claim all those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees he’s helping invade America pose no more of a threat than tourists wanting to visit the Lincoln Memorial or go to the top of the Empire State Building.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Breitbart reports Schuler’s Bakery in Springfield, Ohio is taking a stand against political correctness with a warning to its customers. The sign says that the store is “politically incorrect,” so if the customer is not a fan of “God Bless America” or “Merry Christmas” then Schuler’s Bakery ownership is saying to feel free to look elsewhere. A photo of the sign was posted on the WHIO Facebook page and reads, “Notice. This store is politically incorrect. We say Merry Christmas, God Bless America, we salute our flag & give thanks to our troops, police officers and firefighters. If this offends you, you are welcome to leave. In God We Trust.”

WHIO and other Kneepad Liberals in the Press can’t stop whining about those signs that were posted on Thursday afternoon at all four Schuler’s Bakery locations, which includes three stores in Springfield and another in Urbana. The signs are not a marketing ploy, Schuler said, but rather a statement of his beliefs about the world, including freedom of speech and religion.“I felt like there’s a large majority out there who are silent who have some of the same feelings and views that I share,” Schuler said. “I felt it was time for someone to step forward. … I believe God has blessed me in so many ways, and I wanted to share that with others as well as being a positive voice in society supporting folks who put their lives at risk for us every day.”

The size of the photograph of Schuler’s Bakery CEO and owner Trent Schuler standing in front of the sign posted at the four Clark and Champaign locations earlier this week might give you some indication about The Blower’s views on the subject.

And you still say all this political correctness crap isn’t destroying America?

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

Appreciative Andersonians

The December Trustees Meeting on December 17 will now feature a Celebrity Roast for “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, in recognition of his 48 years of outstanding public service to the community. Fellow Trustee “Angry Andy” Pappas is scheduled to be the Roast Master, and will be broadcast live on Anderson Public TV.

More About Northern Kentucky

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says WLEX 18.com is reporting some people are outraged after the Lexington Herald Leader published political cartoonist Joel Pett’s recent cartoon about Governor Elect Matt Bevin. The cartoon has been viewed by many as an attack on Bevin’s adopted children.

The Governor Elect is calling Pett a racist and some people are demanding that the paper fire Pett and the entire editorial staff at the Herald Leader.

The cartoon, published Thursday, shows Bevin under his desk, shivering with fear. The caption reads, “Sir, they’re not terrorists…they’re your own adopted kids!”

The children referenced in this cartoon are the four Ethiopian children the Governor Elect and his wife adopted in 2012.

That was a damn good report by WLEX 18. [You can read more HERE]

 The Feck Stops Here

Friday in The Blower’s “Stupid Student Demands” E-dition, we reported how those Mizzou Morons’ Student Demands are now included the Guinness Book of World Records under “Stupid.”

And to find out why, Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly sent Jesse Watters to visit the University of Missouri campus in Columbia, Missouri, to interview students about the protests that have engulfed the school in controversy. That video showed the only people stupider than those ungrateful Black students were those totally uninformed White students who agreed with them. 

Then The Blower agreed with Bayard Rustin, a Negro civil rights leader, who said educators should “stop capitulating to the stupid demands of Negro students and “see that they get the remedial training they need.” “What the hell are soul courses worth in the real world?” asked Rustin, who organized the civil rights march on Washington in 1963. “In the real world, no one gives a damn if you’ve taken soul courses. They want to know if you’ve taken mathematics and can write a grammatically correct sentence.”

Obviously, after their reading coverage of the latest stupid demands from the Insane8 at UC, we doubt our Feckless Fishwrappers would wholeheartedly concur.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”