WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2015
Republican Candidates Invading Ohio
Second-Place Republican Presidential Candidate Doctor Ben Carson is making an appearance at Music Hall tonight during a private fundraising event. The counter at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower Newswire Web Page has been clicking off the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until Republican Front Runner Donald Trump will be rocking the house Monday in Columbus. Too bad Tenth Place Presidential Candidate John Kasich won’t be in his own state to welcome either of them.
Speaking of Music Hall, does anybody remember when Republicans had a big rally for McCain there in 2008 and WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham got more than has fair share of criticism for implying Obama was a Muslim by repeated calling him Barack “HUSSEIN” Obama? Now Obama wants to flood the city with Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees. Maybe Willie should’ve called him Barack “INSANE” Obama. That’s what the Trumpster called Obama the other night.
And speaking of “Insane,” Insane8 protesters held a silent protest at UC by standing in the rain with tape over their mouths. Do you think there’s any way to get them to keep the tape on the mouths? Our Feckless Fishwrappers would still lavish them with more than their fair share of free publicity so they could sell ads on the stupid video.
ANOTHER NEGRO IN THE NEWS: Butler County Judge Dan Haughey found Deadbeat Liz Rogers guilty of impersonating a Cleveland police officer when a tow truck driver attempted to impound her crappy old Mercedes last March. Deadbeat Liz was fined $150 and ordered to serve one year of community control. Liz continues to prove she lives in la-la land when, after the guilty judgment, she continued to pretend and profess she was innocent. What Cincinnati refused to do, a Butler County judge legally put old Liz in her place. Too bad she didn’t go to jail for thirty days. She’s a lying deadbeat loser. Haughey should’ve slapped a little duck tape on Liz’s mouth too. And how about her Attorney Clyde Bennett II? When’s he ever going to win a case?
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN: According to the History Channel, on this date in 1978, People’s Temple leader Jim Jones led hundreds of his followers in a mass murder-suicide at their agricultural commune in remote northwestern Guyana. More recently, Our Quote for Today Committee remembers when DemocRAT Speaker of the House Pelosi said, “We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it.”
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE is calling out Obama with a two year-old quote. During a September 2013 speech, in response to a devastating Syrian-regime chemical-weapons attack that killed 1,400 people in four hours, Obama asked: “What kind of world will we live in if the United States of America sees a dictator brazenly violate international law with poison gas and we choose to look the other way?” Can you believe Obama actually said that two years ago?
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL says this was the statement read before the start of the Xavier vs Missouri basketball game last night. They observed a moment of silence not for the victims of the Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees in Paris last Friday, but for this: “Ladies and gentlemen, Xavier’s Student Government Association along with student leaders from across campus, ask for a moment of silence to recognize the commitment to justice shown by students at the University of Missouri last week. We stand in solidarity with you in your stand against discrimination.” The student presence outside of Cintas Center and the reading came from a university decision based on requests from student government and other student leadership.
TINO DELGATO says Charlie Sheen spent $10 million on HIV hush money, what a fool. Where is Heidi Fleiss when we need her? Can you imagine the bimbo’s coming out of the wood work on this one. Did any of them also know Bill Cosby? Go Figure!!!
CITIZENS FOR COMMUNITY VALUES sent out an e-mail this morning with a single incorrect letter in the subject line. CCV joins other pro-life groups to defend Planned Parenthood. How many calls do you think they got before they sent out a correction?
FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: Failed CPS teachers were not at all shocked when Mary MoneyBags Ronan was recently photographed at a recent seediest kids of all Halloween trick or treat with the Cincinnati Federation of Teachers “president” and office witch, Julie SellYourSoul. Super Mary stands with her pot-o-gold she’s collected as Julie SellYourSoul continues to sell out the teachers with recent failed collective bargaining.
Meanwhile, the Cincinnati Federation of Teachers is proud to sponsor the “Cunilingus Quintet – Witches and Bitches” concert featuring CFT “president” Julie SellYourSoul as lead witch. In times of low teacher morale, no teacher salary increases, higher health insurance premiums, SellYourSoul recently sang a tune to the CFT membership that her main goal is to focus on Comprehensive Immigration Reform? WTF? How about she works on publishing a union NEWSLINER and makes a feeble attempt to connect and communicate with the teachers?
TURKEY OF THE YEAR CONTEST: Don’t forget, Saturday is the deadline to nominate your favorite politician for The Blower’s 2015 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant).
And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).
And don’t forget, Northern Kentucky turkeys won’t be left out, because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
ALSO IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says in this morning’s Special “Nepotism in Kentucky” E-dition, Jim McNair at the Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting showed us a map that only one of the three Northern Kentucky counties had a “No Nepotism” Policy. Can you guess which one it was?
IN ANDERSON TOWNSHIP: The December Trustees Meeting on December 17 will now feature a Celebrity Roast for “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, in recognition of his 48 years of outstanding public service to the community. Fellow Trustee “Angry Andy” Pappas is scheduled to be the Roast Master.
FINALLY, AT THIS AFTERNOON’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley can’t stop apologizing for hurting the feelings of all those Murdering Muslim Terrorists Disguised As Syrian Refugees after his wife yelled at him. “Good question,” Kane said. “We needed a good punch line for our ‘Insanity in Cincinnati’ E-dition.”
