Monday, November 2, 2015

Waiting For The Whistleblower Prediction

All afternoon, the Counter on the lower Right hand Corner of The Whistleblower Web Page has been clicking off the Hours, Minutes, and Seconds until the polls open, and at this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower hadn’t made its usual Guaranteed 100% Accurate Prediction for the Kentucky Gubernatorial Race tomorrow.  

“The Blower has done some exhaustive polling, tracking the mood of likely voters across the Commonwealth,” Kane explained,” but Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said on Sunday before Tuesday’s Election, his polls in this race appeared to be really close, just to keep people interested in all that the Election Hype.”

 “Right now Conservative Political Analysts believe TEA Party Guy Matt Bevin should win a close race over Obama Supporting Disingenuous DemocRAT Jack Conway,’ Kane added, “but if Bevin doesn’t win, Conway’s last minute endorsement by The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap would have to be the reason, because what else would you expect from all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.

 But Before We Vote, Let’s All Say The Slacker’s Prayer.

                Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down with Barney Frank. He leadeth me toward the still voting booths. He restoreth my welfare. He leadeth me to the path of food stamps for His name’ sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Nancy Pelosi, I shall fear no evil, for Oprah art with me. Thy 30 second paid advertising, it comforts me. Thou preparest a tax break before me in the presence of Joe Biden. Thou annointest my head with alternative energy, my Prius runneth fine.  

Surely social programs and government intervention shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the DemocRAT held House of Representatives forever.

 Racial Healing Update

At Black Churches all over America on Sunday, as usual, sermons were political, racist “Get-out-the-Vote” handouts were considered to be “Community Service” announcements, and buses were waiting to take parishioners down to their local Boards of Elections to vote early and often for their local DemocRATS for whom they were told to vote.

Speaking of which, did you remember that Saturday Night Live’s Satirical Black Panel Show: “What Would It Take For Obama To Lose Black Vote?” The  Black Moderator reported “All over America, Obama’s approval rating has dropped five points to 41%, but even worse than that, the president’s approval rating among black voters has dropped seven points, all the way down to 92%.”

           And The Blower says regardless of the outcome of tomorrow’s really-historic elections, Hurley the Historian predicts consequences for America are still foreboding. The US National Debt was $18,419,918,499.654 nation at 4:40 this afternoon (you can see the actual current number here) and the struggle for the soul of our once great nation will must continue.

          And no matter what happens in tomorrow’s elections, TEA Party Patriots will still be trying to defund ObamaCare, get rid of Common Core, and get to the bottom of all those other Scandals for which Obama should’ve been impeached years ago, if only Republicans in Congress hadn’t all needed new spines. And if our TEA Partiers have some spare time, maybe they can find a few good Conservative Candidates to run against all those RINOs in Congress who surrender to Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS every chance they get. 

         So now with only one more day until the 2015 Elections, and 445 more days yet remaining during America’s Dark Ages of Obama (unless he’s impeached), it’s still just like what our Unlicensed Anderson Laureate submitted in 2012 to the Whistleblower’s Weekly Limerick Contest:

                       This year when the elections are done
                        I’ll be so glad ’cause it hasn’t been fun
                        Biden’s laughing and smirking
                        Obama’s BS isn’t working
                        Why couldn’t someone like Lincoln have run?

Meanwhile in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says at least this year Channel 19 will be expanding its election coverage in Northern Kentucky on November 3. Teams of reporters are already camped out at the Boards of Elections in Kenton, Campbell, and Boondoggle Counties, in case there’s any late-breaking news.

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(Sent in by Bluegrass Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson, who says please don’t remind him what happened at his Primary Election Night Victory Party that time he ran against Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Williams in 1998.)

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