SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE CNN FAKE DEMOCRAT DEBATE STORY THIS WEEK was in our “DemocRAT Debacle Prep” E-dition, when The Blower said: “Let’s Watch The Losers In Las Vegas!”

OUR NUMBER TWO CNN FAKE DEMOCRAT DEBATE STORY THIS WEEK was in Special “DemocRAT Debacle Dissection” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Hillary Wins “Fixed Debate!”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE CNN FAKE DEMOCRAT DEBATE STORY THIS WEEK was in our “More CNN Fake Debate Details” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Only Dems Are Sick & Tired of Hearing About Clinton Emails!”

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

CNN Democrat Debate Draws 9 Million Fewer Viewers than GOP Debate with Trump; President Mitt Romney Lectures Frontrunner Donald Trump on How Republicans Win Elections; and Cummings: Gowdy Has Turned Benghazi Committee Into A “Political Footbal.”

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

At Saturday afternoon’s Conservative Agenda Town Hall Forum, Beloved Whistleblower Published Charles Foster Kane was reminding people about a few weeks ago when Donald Trump and Ted Cruz spoke at that TEA Party-sponsored protest of Obama’s “catastrophic” Iran deal, and the front running 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate boasted that “we will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning.” “I just hope we just saw a small example of that this week after CNBC caved in on the debate format for the October 28 Republican Debate in Boulder, Colorado in just 11 more days,” Kane explained. 

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST OUR REAL ENEMIES, LIKE THE LIBERAL NEWS MEDIA.

The Blower believes the next 387 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

 This Week’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award

Goes to Disingenuous DemocRAT California Congressman Adam Schiff, a member of the House Select Committee on Benghazi, who claims the panel has often leaked damaging information in order to derail former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign. “The way that this committee has operated is by leak of damaging information with only one objective, and that is all the leaks have a common denominator, all of the leaks are designed to hurt Secretary Clinton,” Schiff said on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday. Schiff said the committee, which is investigating the 2012 terrorist attack, has “no reason for existence” other than to damage Clinton.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Some parents of children in Milford’s public schools are outraged that the annual Halloween costume parades at the city’s elementary schools have been canceled this year. Victoria Johannsen, mother of a third-grader says she heard about the decision in a letter last week from the principal. The letter said the cancellations “arose out of numerous incidents of children being excluded from activities due to religion, cultural beliefs, etc.” Johannsen says although she respects other people’s beliefs, the decision isn’t fair to students who cherish the parade. An online petition has been started asking the school district to restore the parades. In addition to canceling the parades, the district is forbidding students and staff to wear Halloween costumes.

Amazingly, all of this is going on in Milford, Connecticut, not MILF-ord in Clermont County—  at least not that we know of.

And you still say all this political correctness crap isn’t destroying America?

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

         Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Annoyed Andersonians

          Anderson TEA Party Trustee Andy Pappas says “A lot of Andersonians are wondering when folks from the Park Board will remove all their “Parks Yes” signs, after they pulled their Land Scam Tax Levy that everybody knew was going down in flames after last week’s Editorial in The Blower. Anderson Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says probably what’ll happen is Issue 18 will still be on the ballot, but the votes just won’t be counted.

 More About Northern Kentucky

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Feckless Fishwrappers endorsed Disingenuous DemocRAT Jack Conway for Governor, and amazingly, although they endorsed TEA Party Republican Matt Bevin in the Primary Election, the idiotorial doesn’t even mention Matt Bevin’s support for Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis during The Fishwrap’s Crusade for Same Sex Sodomy.

 The Feck Stops Here

 When Black Student Racial Racketeers on Campus trying to grab their share of UC’s Big Payoff finally came up with their list of “Ridiculous Demands,” absolutely nobody was surprised to see another big “RACISM IN CINCINNATI” story, this time by Feckless Fishwrappers Patrick Brennan and Emilie Eaton (“Irate8 releases 10 demands for UC”), along with Meg Vogel’s photo readers overcome with White Guilt might like to buy.  The only surprise was that picture and list of “Demands” did not appear on The Fishwrap’s Front Page.

The Fishwrap then doubled down with a puff piece promoting victimhood and excuse-making when #Black Lives Don’t Mean Crap hosted a block party in Mt. Auburn on Saturday around the corner from a three-month-old memorial for Samuel DuBose.

Now we all see what they meant when Liberal Media Apologists gathered with lawyers and city officials to congratulate themselves on the wonderful job of promoting racial division the with their ongoing coverage of Sam DuBose and Ray Tensing after their deadly encounter in July, concluding that that their job was not over.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”