Thursday, October 15, 2015  

Happy Bosses Day Tomorrow, Everybody!         

National Bosses Day, also known as Boss’s Day, is celebrated every year on October 16. According to the “Inquisitr,” you should always mark the date on your calendar, especially if you want to keep your job. And if you don’t have time to buy a card, you can always post a quote about how great your boss is on Facebook or send a one-line greeting right to the head honcho via a text message. 

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says most people would be impressed with Bill Gates’ “If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure,” but Wise Guys at The Blower prefer John Gotti’s “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says also on this tomorrow’s date in 1793, Marie Antoinette was beheaded, and anti-taxers recall when “TaxKiller Tom” cut that Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s head off the cake when she won the “Marie Antoinette Let ‘Em Eat Cake Award,” which had been bestowed to honor the tax-and-spend RINO politician for her blithe ignorance of the plight of the beleaguered over-taxed payers of Cincinnati and Hamilton County.

 IN ANDERSON: Tonight is the monthly meeting of the Anderson Township Trustees, and even if it weren’t the third Thursday in the month, Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson would be calling an emergency meeting to recall all that negative publicity the Township last year at this time. No, it’s not about all those free political ads on TEA Party Trustee Andy Pappas’ digital sign in front of his Concept Cleaners on Beechmont Avenue.  It was all that controversy ever since the previous weekend’s incident at Anderson High School when a Turpin student we’ll call “Mohammed” was arrested for painting a large penis on the Anderson football field before the big Anderson-Turpin football game. Even to this date, the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Department still says that case is currently “under investigation,” just like they used to always tell us after Defeated and Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien was arrested for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car.

More controversy had erupted last year after WHISTLEBLOWER FAUX FACEBOOK FRIEND DAN CARROLL sent us that disgusting picture of a penis taken from his Channel 9 Whirly-Bird,  when it turned out not to be a picture of a penis after all. That was Turpin’s secret pass route to beat Anderson as time ran out, but the receiver couldn’t remember the play. He had planned on following the paint sprayed on the field.

Remember Tuesday’s Special “Facebook Framus” E-dition when The Blower explained how sometimes when we’re posting the latest e-dition on Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Page, the folks from Facebook have left a reminder on your timeline about a previous e-dition you might have posted on the same date in a previous year.

Well, it happened again yesterday, when the Facebook Memory Department reminded us of this picture we’d posted a year ago on that date along with a story about “TRACI’S TROUBLES” when our Compassionate Conservative said “Convicted EX-Judge” Hunter’s only hope for staying out of jail was to admit that she was NUTS! Too bad Longview isn’t still around, because she could be waving to all her followers from Seymour Avenue. A Mental evaluation is necessary, but Judge Nadel did say when he told the Ditzy DemocRAT and her Jail House Lawyer to sit back down because he wasn’t finished delivering his good news that he was going to pronounce sentence on December 2 and 10 AM. Judge Nadel said he would consider the fact that Judge Traci had no record and against that, she was a public official and a judge held to a higher level of conduct and that she had gone from potential role model to convicted felon and had caused a blow to public confidence to the judicial system and that the penalty for her violation did include jail time.

Speaking of Facebook, last night when we were posting yesterday’s “More CNN Fake Debate Details” E-dition, we couldn’t help but notice that the aforementioned Anderson TEA Party Trustee Andy Pappas was whining about how “Partisan” the supposedly “Non-Partisan” League of Women Vipers was. Everybody who’s ever read The Blower knows how freaking “partisan” those bitches are, so maybe at tonight’s Anderson Trustees Meeting, somebody ought to ask exactly who invited the Vipers to have their “Partisan” event at the Anderson Center anyway, along with an update on the story about Penis on the Anderson High School Football Field. That would make that meeting almost worth watching on Anderson Community Television tonight. Or maybe it wouldn’t.   

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo wonders with the way our Feckless Fishwrappers will ordinarily use just about any excuse to advance the cause of Sodomy Rights, how they ever missed that story about how Tim Foster, a native of Henderson, KY was arrested on criminal domestic violence charges after he brutally beat his male lover with a small black and red shovel, leaving the victim hospitalized with abrasions and bruises on his upper back, neck and torso. And maybe they could also mention the extremely gay Tim Foster was also a Staffer for Michigan DemocRAT Congressman Sander Levin.

 

TODAY’S “LIBERALS WOULDN’T SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Racial Racketeer Jesse Jackson who kept true to the name of the spin room in which he held court following Tuesday night’s debate, shooting down the notion that his party’s all-white presidential field was cause for concern and accusing the Republicans of being the true minorities because of their policy positions. With five white candidates, DemocRATS are fielding their least racially diverse line-up since 1992 when Bill Clinton first ran for President. Republicans, on the other hand, have four minority candidates. Retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson is black. Florida Sen. Marco Rubio and Texas Sen. Ted Cruz are of Cuban descent. And Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal is Indian-American. But that racial imbalance doesn’t bother the 74-year-old Jackson, who ran for president on the Democratic ticket in 1984 and 1988. Asked by The Daily Caller if his party’s all-white field was of concern, Jackson said that it is not.

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower never had a National Bosses Day E-dition until last year. “It’s really embarrassing,” Kane admitted, “but there was that one time in 2010 when over at Channel 19, ‘Trish the Dish’ got Sweetest Day mixed up with Bosses Day and we had a ‘Sweetest Bosses Day’ E-dition. Maybe sometime we could have a special day for people who have sex with their bosses. Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel would really like to work on that. Remember “Boinking Becky” Collins, who used to work in Disgraced Former Hamilton County Prosecutor Mike Allen’s Office?

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 Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our October fund-raising drive from the Traci Hunter Defense Fund, hoping to bring in America’s Race-Baiter #1 Al Sharpton or at least Jesse Jackson for their next rally.

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