TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2015
Today’s Timeline Treasures
Sometimes when we’re posting the latest e-dition on Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Page, the folks from Facebook have left a reminder on your timeline about a previous e-dition you might have posted on the same date in a previous year.
That’s why we thought it was quite a coincidence this morning when we were about to post one of today’s e-ditions about Obama’s Doofus Vice President not being at tonight’s DemocRAT Presidential Debacle in Las Vegas, we saw that the Friendly Facebookers had left us a reminder about the The Blower’s “Week in Review E-dition” we’d posted on October 13, 2012, where OUR NUMBER ONE STORY THAT WEEK had been all about Obama’s Vice President “Smirking Joe” Biden’s last psychotic performance at a Vice Presidential Debate in Danville, Kentucky, when people were comparing Biden’s “Laugh” with Jack Nicholson’s “Chuckle” as The Joker in “Batman,” and The Blower had concluded it as more like Jack Nicholson in “The Shining.”
Our other top stories that week seemed like more than a coincidence, too, because OUR NUMBER TWO STORY THAT WEEK was at the Benghazi-Gate Hearings in Congress.
Were Obama’s Libyan lies worse than Watergate? Let’s face it: Obama lied. Diplomats died. End of Story. Did Ditzy DemocRAT National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz really say just because the Obama Administration “Put out wrong statements about the Libya attacks doesn’t mean they were false.” Is it all a cover-up or is the Obama Administration incompetent? It really doesn’t matter, because the result’s the same.
Next, Republican Congressman Darrell Issa plans on holding hearings on the September employment report released last Friday. The bogus figures from the Labor Department showed a sharp drop in the unemployment rate that many economists don’t really believe.
AND OUR THREE NUMBER STORY THAT WEEK was at Friday’s Meeting of the Conservative Agenda when Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why flags in Greater Cincinnati were flying at half staff on Friday. “In 2010, it only took the Little Red Machine three games to get swept out of the post season playoffs,” Kane explained. “But in 2012, after winning 97-games, the Sodomites from San Francisco spotted Dusty’s Boys two games on the coast before sweeping our overpaid batters in front of the fans at home. Oh, the humanity! You’d think that was some kind of record to win the first two games on the road, and then get swept at home. The Blower wonders if that has ever been done before.
Somewhere the sun is shining, somewhere the children shout. Because there is no joy in Redsville. The mighty Jay Bruce did strike out— with men in scoring position. How in hell can you call yourself a professional baseball team and leave 40 men on base in only five games? We wonder if any other team has ever done that too.
Since 1976, no DemocRAT has won the White House when the Reds won the World Series, and we don’t have to worry about that this year either.
Whether it’s Politics or Baseball, Things Are Still Pretty Much the Same. And if you don’t believe it, just look at the links to the Daily E-ditions that week in 2012.
MONDAY in our Special “More Debate Fallout” E-dition, The Blower reported what local undecided voters thought about the First Presidential Debate.
Demoralized DemocRATS, Resuscitated Republicans, and the Mendacious Media were still reacting to the fallout from last Wednesday’s over-hyped Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver. Obama’s Obliteration was the most lop-sided loss since Custer rode out to meet the Indians.
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says we should forget about politicians and the media, because the only people who really matter are those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed and still undecided voters will be going to the polls in then only “28” more days to take part in the only poll that really matters.
So the Whistleblower rounded up some of the usual suspects for a focus group to ask these local people who still claim they had not made up their minds what they really thought about the upcoming elections
NOTE: Our Official Columbus Day E-dition was also published on Monday and appears above the “Debate Fallout E-dition” on the same page.
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TUESDAY in our Official “Unconventional Wisdom” E-dition, The Blower said We’d call the Denver Debacle a “Game Changer!” and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
With then only “27” more days until the Presidential Elections, we’re amazed at what a difference a week makes. Just seven days ago, conventional wisdom said Presidential Debates never change campaigns. —Perplexed Presidential Historians
The only people who looked worse than Obama after the DemocRAT Debate Debacle in Denver were us. —Obama Supporters in the Press
On Sunday, Obama apologized to us for screwing up in the debate. That was the least he could’ve done for all that money we’ve wasted on him. —Obama’s Rich Hollywood Celebrity Donors
Please don’t ask how much of that $181 Million September haul Obama raised was illegal. —Obama Fundraisers
Please don’t ask how many of our churches took part in “Pulpit Freedom Sunday,” when our pastors ignored the law and endorsed Romney, just like Black preachers always do for Obama. —Caucasian Clergymen
On Monday, Obama marked Columbus Day by issuing a proclamation that reflects “on the tragic burdens tribal communities bore” in the years that followed the discovery of the New World by Christopher Columbus.—Obama Apologists of the Day
WEDNESDAY in our Special “Avian Absurdity” E-dition, The Blower said “Obama’s campaign is for the birds:
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says the scope of Obama’s humiliation at last week’s over-hyped Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver is now clear. Mitt Romney’s 52-point debate victory (72%-20%) was the biggest in Gallup poll history. The Blower is now amazed Gallup found the 20% of the dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed and still undecided voters who actually thought Obama had won.
But with then only “26” more days until the Presidential Elections, the Obama campaign says not to worry. The latest polls only show Obama’s losing on such unimportant issues as the Economy and National Security. Maybe that’s why Obama’s new ad features Big Bird and he just sat for an interview with the children’s Nickelodeon Network. The really bad news for the Obama campaign is that Sesame Street doesn’t want any part of the Obama campaign and has already demand that Obama take down his unauthorized Big Bird commercial. Looks like not even the people Obama’s claiming to support want anything to do with him.
BTW, Sesame Street received a $1 million grant from Obama’s Stimulus Bill. Isn’t about time for both Big Bird and Obama to leave the nest?
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THURSDAY, in our Special “Veep Debate”E-dition, The Blower said even Obama’s Wedding Gift to the moderator wouldn’t save Biden!:
With then only “25” more days until the Presidential Elections, Northern Kentucky Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo had already arrived in Danville, Kentucky (wherever the hell that is) to cover Thursday night’s Historic Vice Presidential Debate between Mitt Romney’s running mate Paul Ryan and Obama’s Gaffe-a-Minute Buffoon VP Joe Biden. The CamBoozler was surprised that Biden wasn’t already there too, just to get used to the altitude.
Once again Obama Supporters in the Press were declaring Joe Biden will be their white knight and have already written their debate reviews that say so, even though when Blowhard Biden steps on the stage Thursday night, it will be the first time the vice president has been on national television airwaves answering questions from a reporter since the May “Meet the Press” interview when he expressed his and Obama’s preference for gay marriage.
Not to worry, VP Debate Moderator ABC’s Martha Raddatz couldn’t be more biased in favor of Biden. Raddatz hosted Obama at her wedding and Raddatz’s second husband was Julius Genachowski, Obama’s Harvard Law School classmate and currently head of the FCC, appointed by Obama.
OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER said TV Comedians are still making fun of Obama’s Disastrous Debate Debacle in Denver. Jay Leno said, “DemocRATS are accusing Mitt Romney of cheating during the debate. I don’t know who he cheated off of, but I think we can rule out President Obama.” David Letterman said, “Joe Biden is taking no chances for his upcoming vice-presidential debate with Paul Ryan. He’s taking six days off to prepare. Six days off from what?” And Jimmy Fallon said, “The vice-presidential debate is just three days away. Republican candidate Paul Ryan says he expects Joe Biden to come at him ‘like a cannonball.’ In response, Biden was like, ‘There’s gonna be a pool there?’ ”
But would you like to know the biggest joke of all? Obama actually thought he won his debate. No kidding.
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FRIDAY in our Special “Debate Wait” E-dition, The Blower wondered if the Biased Liberal Moderator would be wearing her Obama Button?
Thursday night you saw the ABC News version of an “impartial debate moderator,” especially after the Commission on Presidential Debates tried to dismiss a report by the conservative website “The Daily Caller” that exposes Obama’s ties to Martha Raddatz, the moderator of Thursday night’s VP debate, saying “There’s no conflict of interest, really. We selected Martha Raddatz because she’s a terrific journalist and will be a terrific moderator and we’re thrilled to have her. The notion that that somehow affects her ability is not something we have given a moment’s thought to.” Team Romney and the RNC really must have been asleep at the switch on that one.
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SATURDAY in our Special “Biden’s Bizarre Behavior” E-dition, The Blower said, “Chuckles the Clown Visited the Debate!?”
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Lincoln and Douglas were spinning in their graves Thursday night when Obama’s Gaffe-a-Minute Buffoon VP Joe Biden tried to dominate the Vice Presidential Debate to make up for Obama’s Debacle in Denver week. Unfortunately Biden only came across as rude, crude, and condescending when he replaced “hope and change” with “interrupt and laugh.” That’s when he wasn’t just making things up, of course.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Biden’s “The president has met with Bibi [Netanyahu] a dozen times….This is a bunch of stuff.”
Hurley the Historian remembers in 2000, when Al Gore bombed one of his presidential debates by groaning every time George W. Bush opened his mouth. Just like then, in 2012 nobody will remember very much about what they heard during the vice presidential debate, but they’ll surely remember what they saw.
Did Paul Ryan take Obama’s advice and “Let Joe Be Joe” so the entire country could see the man a heartbeat away from the presidency turn into a raging lunatic jackass on TV and remind everybody why we don’t want another four years of him and his boss? It was the most bizarre performance in Vice Presidential Debate History.
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Now we know why our Quote for Today Committee chose our new favorite 19th Century French Critic and Novelist Alphonse Karr’s: “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”
