Saturday, October 13, 2012
The Smirk Starts Here
DISGRACE IN DANVILLE: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Lincoln and Douglas were spinning in their graves Thursday night when Obama’s Gaffe-a-Minute Buffoon VP Joe Biden tried to dominate the Vice Presidential Debate to make up for Obama’s Debacle in Denver week. Unfortunately Biden only came across as rude, crude, and condescending when he replaced “hope and change” with “interrupt and laugh.” That’s when he wasn’t just making things up, of course.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Proverbs 29:9 “When a wise man has a controversy with a foolish man, The foolish man either rages or laughs, and there is no rest.”
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN remembers in 2000, when Al Gore bombed one of his presidential debates by groaning every time George W. Bush opened his mouth. Just like then, in 2012 nobody will remember very much about what they heard during the vice presidential debate, but they’ll surely remember what they saw.
Did Paul Ryan take Obama’s advice and “Let Joe Be Joe” so the entire country could see the man a heartbeat away from the presidency turn into a raging lunatic jackass on TV and remind everybody why we don’t want another four years of him and his boss? It was the most bizarre performance in Vice Presidential Debate History.
OBAMA CONGRATULATED his Court Jester for distracting attention from the important issues since his Bird Bird Thingy hasn’t been doing too well lately, that were supposed to be discussed and said he could not be prouder of Biden at the debate. 35 minutes after the event ended, Obama’s Re-election Campaign e-mailed supporters, saying:
Let’s get Joe’s back, and say thanks:
https://donate.barackobama.com/Our-Team
Barack
At 1:30 AM another e-mail arrived, saying:
But I hope you remember one thing: This debate wasn’t about me, or Congressman Ryan.
It was about you, and what we’re fighting for together.
So if you’re standing with Barack and me, like we’re standing with you, please chip in $5 or more to show it:
https://donate.barackobama.com/Our-Team
Thanks, Joe
LIBERAL MEDIA REACTION: Even Obama Supporters in the Press found it difficult to spin the pathetic performances of Biden and Raddatz, who incidentally had visited Biden’s residence in March. Curiously, the post-debate CNN panel criticized Biden’s continual interruptions, facial expressions and laughter, giving the style portion of the debate to Ryan.
Biden wasn’t a debater—he was an interrupter. 82 times during the 90-minute debate! People watching on TV thought it was a lot more. And that didn’t even include the 31 times ABC’s Biased Moderator wearing an Obama/Biden Button also cut in on the Republican. It looked like a tag team wrestling match with Biden and Raddatz both repeatedly interrupting Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan. In the DemocRATS’ coordinated attack, Raddatz also hit Ryan no fewer than nine times with pointed questions that were either an attack on Romney/Ryan or a way to set up excuses for Obama.
Obama said he lost the first debate because he was too polite. That’s certainly something Biden corrected in spades during the vice presidential debate. Biden’s parents may have taught him many thing, but manners weren’t one of them. No wonder Discouraged DemocRATS want Biden to replace Obama at next Tuesday’s Presidential Debate at Hofstra University in New York where CNN’s Biased Moderator Candy Crowley Wearing an Obama/Biden Button can break ABC’s Martha Raddatz record for interrupting a Republican during a Presidential Debate.
At least it didn’t take Republicans long to come up with a video showing Biden laughing at the issues. See our Link of the Day below.
STILL UNDECIDED: Just how many times do you think we’ll see pictures of Biden smirking during the next “23” days until the 2012 Election? It’s just the sort of thing all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed and undecided voters seem to enjoy. Where did Fox TV Pollster Frank Luntz they find those 27 Cretins in Cincinnati to say they still hadn’t made up their minds for his post-debate interview show anyway? Do you think they just said they were undecided just to get on TV? [WATCH THAT HERE]
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo heard Lutntz’s Loony Focus Group taping was actually done at the Airport Hotel in Northern Kentucky. Maybe that’s where they rounded up those 27 morons who still claim they haven’t a clue.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why flags in Greater Cincinnati were flying at half staff on Friday. “In 2010, it only took the Little Red Machine three games to get swept out of the post season playoffs,” Kane explained. “But in 2012, after winning 97-games, the Sodomites from San Francisco spotted Dusty’s Boys two games on the coast before sweeping our overpaid batters in front of the fans at home. Oh, the humanity! You’d think that was some kind of record to win the first two games on the road, and then get swept at home. The Blower wonders if that has ever been done before.- WITH APOLOGIES TO ERNEST THAYER: Somewhere the sun is shining, somewhere the children shout. Because there is no joy in Redsville. The mighty Jay Bruce did strike out— with men in scoring position. How in hell can you call yourself a professional baseball team and leave 40 men on base in only five games? We wonder if any other team has ever done that too.
Since 1976, no DemocRAT has won the White House when the Reds won the World Series, and we don’t have to worry about that this year either.
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LINK OF THE DAY
“Smirking Joe” Biden Laughing at the Issues
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