SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2015
More Politics Unusual
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Next week, it’s the Democrats’ turn: The first of six scheduled debates between Hillary Clinton and the four other announced candidates for the party’s presidential nomination in 2016. Joe Biden is still a no-show. But a look at the numbers makes it clear that the debate is already a win for Clinton. Barring a major gaffe, she’s still going to be comfortably ahead of her challengers among Democratic voters nationally, none of whom is likely to land a punch on her. [READ MORE HERE]
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s: “Hillary Clinton continues to distance herself from the Obama administration. In fact, Hillary just came out against President Obama’s Trans-Pacific Partnership Trade Agreement, also known as the TPP. Which is weird, because when Obama asked Hillary if she was down with TPP, she said, “Yeah, you know me. A flip, flop, the flippy to the flippity, flip, flip, flip, flop, you don’t stop. Seth Meyers said, “House Republicans announced a sudden postponement to the vote to elect John Boehner’s replacement, after speakership front-runner Kevin McCarthy declared himself “unfit” for the job. Though I think he just got scared of how difficult that job must be when he found out that John Boehner is 31 years old.” Conan O’Brien said, “Donald Trump recently said, ‘I’m going all the way and I’m going to win.’ And Mike Huckabee said, ‘I’m going some of the way, then I’ll go home.’ “
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says you still have time to buy a mattress. Tomorrow the real date in 1492 when Columbus discovered America, which is only a few days later than Monday’s Mattress Sale Holiday Congress gave us, not that uninformed honor students at the Failed Cincinnati Public $kool$ or readers of the Morning Fishwrap would ever know the significance. God must really love dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed people, because he made so many of them.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Johann Wolfgang von Goethe’s: “There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” ,” #288 is to express profound bafflement over a liberal’s positions on abortion and capital punishment. “So let me get this right: you’re in favor of saving the lives of convicted murderers and terrorists? But you’re in favor of killing kids who haven’t gotten around to doing anything wrong yet and who might turn out nice? Interesting!”
JOHN GALT says, “The symbol of all relationships among such men, the moral symbol of respect for human beings, is the trade…A trader is a man who earns what he gets and does not give or take the undeserved.”.”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “Vendorsements” Last week, just before the Annual Commissioner Swindle Mudslinging Contest, Patronage County Innuendo political reporter Dummy Byline stood chatting with Waldo Whitewash, his counterpart at The Compost, the other daily newspaper in Patronage County. This op-ed column first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press in November, 1982.
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: It’s getting closer to Election Day, and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Voters’ Remorse
It will soon be time for you to vote
Not to vote would be a sin.
We can throw the rascals out
And throw new rascals in.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER wants to support NoKY Congressman Thomas Massie at Wednesday’s Town Hall Meeting, but he isn’t sure whether to show up at the one at the Erlanger City Building at 7PM or the one at the Crescent Springs City Building scheduled at the same time.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says Wall Street will be having a tough time keeping the momentum going next after what’s been a big week for stocks. Investors are waiting for more clarity on interest rates and inflation as Fed officials hit the speakers circuit after the latest Fed minutes revealed the central bank was reluctant to raise rates in September.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and in next Tuesday’s first 2016 Disingenuous DemocRAT Presidential Debate, all five candidates will be making up for lost pandering.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS (especially Black Voters), RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster if The Blower would be adding a “Sarcastic Sage” as a frequent contributor, especially after the success of Saturday’s “National Sarcasm Month” E-dition.
“What Sarcasm e-dition?” Kane replied.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (OCTOBER 12) would probably be a good time for The Blower to publish its Annual Columbus Day E-dition while we’re continuing to count down the 465 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (OCTOBER 13) we’ll be watching the first Disingenuous DemocRAT Presidential Debate to see if Hillary accidently says something that’s true, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably be ignoring the event.
WEDNESDAY, (OCTOBER 14) we’ll be trying to decide which event to cover– that League of Women Vipers so-called Candidates Forum scheduled at the Anderson Center or the Thomas Massie Town Hall in either the Erlanger City Building or the Crescent Springs City Building at 7PM on October 14.
THURSDAY (OCTOBER 15) will be White Cane Safety Day, and all Politically Correct Publications will be celebrating and recognizes the achievements of the blind and visually impaired, although we’re not sure they can read it.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (OCTOBER 16) LIMERICK IS: “It’s less than three more weeks till Elections.”
AND SATURDAY (OCTOBER 17) is “Sweetest Day,” a day The Blower never forgets.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially John Boehner, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives shows us the Disgraced Speaker of the House’s Qualifications.
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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Week
Donald Trump Judge Jeanine Pirro FULL Interview – October 10, 2015 – Fox News
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