SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2015
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE CONGRESSIONAL CONFLICT STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Speaker Vote” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Are Republicans Finally Going To Do Something?”
OUR NUMBER TWO CONGRESSIONAL CONFLICT STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Chaos in Congress” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Election for Speaker Postponed!”
AND OUR NUMBER THREE CONGRESSIONAL CONFLICT STORY THIS WEEK was in our “It Was Only A Joke” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Some People Must’ve Thought We Were Serious.”
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:
Bob Schieffer on Hillary: “I Find Her Campaign Astonishingly Inept”; Trey Gowdy Pens Scathing Letter to Top Benghazi Committee Democrat Elijah Cummings; and Rupert Murdoch apologizes for ‘real black President’ remark: “No offense meant.”
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
The American Thinker says Obama really disgraced himself again, this time with his rush to politicize Roseburg shooting.
He couldn’t wait for the facts to come in before addressing the nation on the Roseburg shootings, openly calling them “something we should politicize.” Eager to distract the country from the collapse of his Syria policy and the triumph of Russia in replacing the U.S. as the dominant force in the Middle East, he seized upon the deaths as means to advance his anti-gun agenda, with absolutely no knowledge of the guns used, or the means by which the shooter acquired them. He referred to himself 28 times in the course of his 12-minute speech.
The Blower sees politics, not racism, at work. Obama is the consummate cynic, anxious to disarm the American people. When he and the other gun-grabbers dismiss their armed guards and agree to go out into daily life without firearms to protect them, we might start taking them more seriously.
HIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST OUR REAL ENEMIES.
The Blower believes the next 394 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award
Goes to Doofus DemocRAT National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz who really said, “Republicans want to kick women out of the country.”
Some of the other things she says here are just as stupid, too.
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Wednesday on Fox News Channels, “America’s Newsroom,” Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson addressed the controversy over his remarks that he would have fought back against the Oregon shooter even if that meant sacrificing himself.
When asked if his comments were insensitive, Carson said it is a “simple concept” that “if you know someone is going to kill you and they are going to systematic kill you one by one why wait for them to do it?”
Carson said, “We are living in a culture where you have a group of people who just sit there — they don’t try to listen to what you are saying. They are trying to find a defect so they can cause more division. They are trying to divide our nation into factions, war on women, age wars, income wars, religious wars, race wars, you name it. Any time there is an opportunity to drive wedges down. I believe that the American people are smarter than and they will not allow themselves to be manipulated as much as they have in the past. I believe they waking up.”
He added, “I don’t believe in political correctness. I can twist myself in pretzels trying to fit into their box or be who I am. We need people standing up and talk what’s logical.”
And you still say all this political correctness crap isn’t destroying America?
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Apathetic Andersonians
Anderson TEA Party Trustee Andy Pappas says “It’s hard to believe the nearly total lack of interest in that League of Women Vipers so-called Candidates Forum scheduled for October 14 at Anderson Center on Five Mile Road. It promises to be almost as boring as last week’s Anderson Township Republican Club Meeting.
More About Northern Kentucky
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says NoKY TEA Party Congressman Thomas Massie is under attack from Liberal DemocRATS and RINOs alike. He’s a threat to the status quo in Congress. He’s not afraid to stand up for the Constitution. He’s not afraid to defend the principles Conservatives believe in. That’s why every Northern Kentucky Congressman that ever there was should gather at the Northern Kentucky TEA Party Town Hall on Wednesday.
The only problem is, FreedomWorks says the Thomas Massie Town Hall will be held at the Erlanger City Building, 505 Commonwealth Avenue, at 7PM on October 14; and Cincinnati TEA Party e-mail says the Thomas Massie Town Hall will be held at the Crescent Springs City Building, 739 Buttermilk Pike, at 7PM on October 14.
Somebody ought to tell Congressman Massie where his Town Hall is, so he’ll know where to show up.
The Feck Stops Here
Last week, Liberal Media Apologists gathered with lawyers and city officials to congratulate themselves on the wonderful job of promoting racial division the with their ongoing coverage of Sam DuBose and Ray Tensing after their deadly encounter in July, concluding that that their job was not over and The Fishwrap even published a propaganda piece (with no comments included) about it (DuBose media discussion: “The story has not yet concluded”) so they could all see their pictures in the newspaper.
Ironically, the panel discussion took place at the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center, and was organized by the Greater Cincinnati Pro Chapter of the Society of Un-Professional Journalists.
Tensing Trial Trouble-Maker Tino Delgato says, “The DuBose report should also show that a drug dealer and illegitimate baby maker was taken off the streets. His 13 kids will share in the civil suit. There may be more “family” coming out of the wood work for this suit. Go Figure!!!”
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”