SUNDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE POLITICS AS USUAL STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Baby Killing Update” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Boehner and McConnell Caved In Again!”

OUR NUMBER TWO POLITICS AS USUAL STORY THIS WEEK was in our Special “Remembering the 2013 Shutdown” E-dition, when The Blower said, “That Time Boehner Didn’t Totally Wimp Out!” 

AND OUR NUMBER THREE POLITICS AS USUAL STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Sorry, No Government Shutdown Today” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Officially Postponed Until At Least December 11!”

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us: Obama: I’m Not Losing To Putin In Syria; Mitt Romney: Donald Trump Won’t Win Gop Nomination; and McCarthy: Benghazi Committee ‘Not Political’ ‘Never My Intention’ To Say Otherwise — Our New Speaker?

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Is it just a coincidence, or are political “outsiders” like Donald Trump, Ben Carson, and Carly Fiorina continuing to surge whenever they’re attacked by the Liberal Media. 

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST OUR REAL ENEMIES.  

The Blower believes the next 401 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award

On Sunday’s This Week, ABC’s Chief Anchor George Stephanopoulos repeatedly hit GOP presidential front runner from the left over his tax plan and repeatedly scolded him for wanting to cut government spending.

After Long-Time Clinton Buttboy chastised Trump for his tax plan which Stephanopoulos claimed would mainly benefit the rich, he repeatedly demanded the Republican explain why taxes should be cut at all, like The Blower says, “without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.”  

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Only this morning at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to ask for God’s help to find Courage for Christians during Obama’s War on Religion following Thursday’s murder of nine Oregon Victims who were asked their religion before being killed by a Racist Murderer.

The Oregon Shooter was a 26-year-old black male.

On the left is the selfie Christopher Mercer uploaded to his social media. On the right is how CNN politically corrected the same selfie in broadcast stories about him.  Why did CNN need to change the complexion (color) of their broadcast?  Why is no-one showing pictures of mom, Laurel Margaret Harper. Why change to hyphenated name?  Real name is Christopher Sean Mercer.  Media using Christopher Harper-Mercer and Chris Harper-Mercer.

Much info on Mercer has been deleted off social media and college web site, and The Blower says, if Obama had a son, he might look just like Christopher Sean Mercer.

And you still say all this political correctness crap isn’t destroying America?

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Astonished Andersonians

         Last year’s League of Women Vipers debate in Anderson was so bad, you’d think there’d be no way the Lady Vipers could ever come up with a way to make it worse. Well, they did. And just wait till you hear the details.

 More About Northern Kentucky

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo could hardly believe all the news coverage this week when local moms gathered in Cold Spring to participate in a so-called international competition to see which site can gather the most babies latched and nursing simultaneously.

If that idea wasn’t stupid enough, only three mothers showed up to Northern Kentucky’s Breastfeeding Challenge on Saturday morning at the Campbell County Extension and organizers claimed they were not deterred.

“It’s a fun way to celebrate our breastfeeding moms,” said Nancy Merk, of the Northern Kentucky Health Department. “And it’s a good way to bring awareness to breastfeeding and normalize it.”

The CamBoozler says, “With only 30 more days till Election Day in Kentucky, when’s the last time anybody in the local media did a story about any of those candidates?”

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, the Idiotorial Board has taken a position against Issue Three that would legalize marijuana in Ohio, and Metro Mole says he’ll check and see how much Issue Three advertising has been turned down so far.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”