FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2015 

Searching For An Honest Politician

         Political Liars are really off to the races in the all-important 2015 elections and Early DemocRAT Voter Fraud starts at The Hamilton County Board of Elections next Tuesday at 8 AM, especially after Tim Black, the same Liberal Whacko Judge who ruled in favor of Same Sex Marriage, also ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. Unfortunately, there is no Early Voter Fraud Season in Kentucky. Dishonest D-RATS have to wait to do that on November 3.

Greedy TV Ad Salesmen will soon be celebrating, too. Have you ever seen so much Negative Political Advertising in your life for the Bluegrass Gubernatorial Race?

Our Feckless Fishwrappers, who agree with all of Judge Black’s Liberal Rulings, say, “What’s the hurry? We still have 32 more days until November 3 to begin reporting about all of Finney’s Fibbers, who’re already taking advantage of their legal right to lie.

How else are all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, supposed to know which Liberal Candidate to choose this year.

Note: Now you see why those Five Fine Clowns on Cincinnati City (including The Windbag) who now wonder then Cincinnati City Mangler Harry Black will begin to collect any of that money Deadbeat Liz Rogers still owes on her now-closed Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks, since they worked so hard to get Local Dumbed-Down Voters to give them four year terms in 2013.

Still, The Blower is continuing to look for an Honest Politician. You bet! As the official publication of record for all that political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers expect nothing less. Recently, Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception’s Archives showed us Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Diogenes Foster Kane searching for the Truth many years ago at Cincinnati City Hall.

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

Why, it’s none other than the Honest Politician we found, Clint Webb who’s running for Senate in 2016. Instead of informing voters about his political plans, ideas, and examples of great leadership, Webb explains what it is about his appearance, family, and other seemingly unrelated political topics that make him perfect for the Senate. Webb is even more honest than “Honest Gil” Fulbright, the Fake U.S. Senate Candidate who was not really running against Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes and Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell in Kentucky last year. Now you see where last year’s unsuccessful Republican Hamilton County Auditor Candidate got the idea for his campaign video.

Which is why The Blower is honored to choose our next Senator to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.

 Trump On Incoming Syrian Refugees: “They’re Going Back!”

The Daily Caller reports Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump changed his tone on the European migrant crisis Wednesday, saying he would send any refugees from Syria who arrive before he’s president “back.”

“I’m putting people on notice that are coming here from Syria as part of this mass migration, that if I win, they’re going back,” Trump said at a campaign event in New Hampshire.

“This could be one of the great tactical ploys of all time,” he added, describing future refugees to the U.S. as a “200,000 man army” that could be with the Islamic State. “I don’t know that it is, but it could be possible, so they’re going back,” he added. “They’re going back.” [READ MORE HERE]

 Russian Strikes Again Expose US Disarray

New York (AFP) – Russia’s dramatic entry Wednesday into the Syrian war put the United States on the back foot once again and left Washington struggling to regain the military and diplomatic initiative.

As US Secretary of State John Kerry was in New York trying to coordinate with his Kremlin opposite number Sergei Lavrov, a Russian officer contacted the US embassy in Baghdad.

His message was simple: Russian jets are about to launch air strikes in Syria, please stay out of their way.

Kerry quickly protested to Lavrov that this was not in the spirit of Moscow’s promise to agree a “de-confliction” mechanism to ensure Russian flights do not interfere with US-led operations.

But the strikes were already underway, potentially altering the balance of power in Syria back in favor of Bashar al-Assad’s regime, and Washington was looking at a fait accompli.

Lavrov’s next move was to promise to bring a motion before the UN Security Council to coordinate “all forces standing up against Islamic State and other terrorist structures.”

This would be a plain victory for Assad, who invited the Russians to join his battle to cling on to power, and a defeat for the United States, which has demanded he step down.

SITTING AT A STOP LIGHT by Rhoades Rager

I was sitting at a Red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn Green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan, spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Allah Akhbar!” and took off before the light changed.  Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the intersection rand ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Thank God! That could have been me !” 

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.

 AND A QUICKIE By Politically Correct Sportscaster Bob Costas

         Today, the owner of the Washington Redskins, Dan Snyder, announced that the team has agreed unanimously to change their name, after receiving so much national controversy.

          This, from Mr. Snyder: “Today, we made the decision to agree to change the name of our team. Instead of “Washington Redskins”, we will now be legally known as “REDSKINS.” (We removed the name ‘Washington’, as it was too embarrassing.)”

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.

 Today’s Liberal Liar Award

Goes to Radio Lib Thom Hartmann for claiming Republicans are Guilty of “Moral Treason” for Conspiring Against Obama. Newsbusters reports the Left-wing radio talker is hobbled with a decidedly short memory. He condemns Republicans for wasting no time in their plans to thwart President Obama, literally from the first day of his presidency. Hartmann has apparently forgotten that one has to go way, way back to the second Bush presidency to see the opposition party so determined in its efforts to undermine the chief executive.

 Stories We’re Working On

MASS SHOOTING at Oregon community college campus
POLICE: 13 dead…
REPORT: “Gun-free campus”
ONE “SECURITY GUARD” WAS Unarmed
SHOOTER Asked People Their Religion Before He Started Shooting
UPDATE: Christians Were Shot In The Head
WHITE HOUSE Reacts With Gun Control Talking Points

Whistleblower Web Poll

This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said Republicans didn’t shut down the government over defunding Planned Parenthood:

            (A) Boehner’s Betrayal in the House: 2%
            (B) McConnell’s Surrender in the Senate: 1%
            (C) Afraid of Being Blamed by the Liberal Media: 1%
            (D) Not Enough Videos Showing Planned Parenthood Selling Dead Baby Parts: 96% 

            Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

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Clint Webb for Senate Campaign Commercial

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