SUNDAY, AUGUST 30, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our Special “Outrageous Overtime” E-dition, when The Blower said, “And Cincinnati City Clown-cil is once again not doing its job!”

OUR NUMBER TWO REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our “Outrageous Overtime Update” E-dition, when The Blower said “There Was Something We Really Needed to Add!”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was in our “Increasing Cincinnati’s Police Protection” E-dition, The Blower said, “Since The Current Plan Obviously Isn’t Working!”

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us “Hillary Clinton: Private Server ‘Wasn’t The Best Choice’ For State Department E-mails,” “MSNBC’s Chris Matthews,(who should know the feeling) compared Hillary Clinton’s campaign to the “uneven” NL East cellar-dwelling Philadelphia Phillies,” and “Hillary Clinton Says GOP Wants to Deport Illegal Immigrants in ‘Boxcars.’”

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Hillary’s visit to Cincinnati in September 10 must really be a BFD, since the counter at the lower right hand corner of The Whistleblower Newswire Web Page is already clicking off those precious days, hours, minutes, and seconds until Not-Yet-Indicted Hillary Clinton is scheduled to visit Cincinnati on September 10 for her $2,700-per-person Legal Defense Fund-raiser in East Walnut Hills hosted by Jennie and Allan Berliant.

Local Kneepad Liberals in the Press have reported Hillary will also be appearing at some sort of “Public Event,” where all those little people Hillary is supposedly representing presumably won’t have to pay $2,700 to hear her so-called “vision for an economy that helps everyday Ohioans get ahead and stay ahead.”

Maybe there’s still time for the Cincinnati AFL-CIO Labor Council to invite Hillary to speak at its annual Labor Day Picnic at Coney Island, where parking fees are only $5. And the picnic only costs $5 apiece to attend, and for children, it’s only $1 per carload, which is a way lot less than $2,700 per person.

Meanwhile, The Blower will be watching to see if any of those Mean-Spirited Republicans put up any of those “Hillary for Prison 2016” signs in East Walnut Hills near the home of Jennie and Allan Berliant like the ones that keep getting stolen from Hillary’s neighborhood.

OBVIOUSLY, OUR REPUBLICAN DIRTY TRICKSTERS HAVE TO GET THEIR ACT IN GEAR.

The Blower believes the next 436 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award

Doofus DemocRAT presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee wins This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award, not for telling a lie, but for mistakenly telling the truth after admitting on Friday that support for increased immigration will result in more votes for the DemocRAT Party.

The Daily Caller reports: “We’re right on immigration,” said the former Rhode Island governor and senator, during the DemocRAT National Committee’s summer meeting in Minneapolis.

“The fastest growing voting bloc in the country,” Chaffee added. “Of course we want that people to be treated with respect and to vote DemocRAT.”

Chafee’s statement undermines DemocRATS’ claim that they support liberal immigration policies for humanitarian reasons, and bolsters a line of attack from anti-immigration advocates who accuse DemocRATS of political sabotage.

Chafee is a former Republican who switched parties in 2013.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Saturday night, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke placed blame for the execution of Harris County deputy Darren Goforth squarely upon President Barack Obama and former Attorney General Eric Holder, saying Obama and Holder laid the groundwork for “this war on police” by supporting ‘activists’ who have disparaged law enforcement based upon a set of lies.

Clarke also said: “I said last December that war had been declared on the American police officer led by some high profile people coming out of the White House and Department of Justice and it’s open season right now there’s no doubt about it… I’m tired of hearing people call them “Black Activists.” These people are not are Activists, they’re “Black Slime” that needs to be eradicated from the American Society. Every law-abiding person in the United States of America needs to stand up and start pushing back against this “Black Slime” and demand people that belong these organizations to get out of town.”

Which is much easier said than done, Sheriff Clarke, especially when our Local Kneepad Liberals in the Press do are aiding and abetting the “Black Slime” in Obama’s War on the Police” as part of their Liberal Agenda that’s destroying America right before your very eyes.

Maybe that’s why at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane said it was nice to see some Republican candidates for President have finally enlisted in The Whistleblower’s War on Political Correctness, because The Blower believes the next 436 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “Q. Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.”

Angry Andersonians

This week, the Anderson Laureate turned in his latest poetic masterpiece all about the Anderson Township Development Story.

A long, long time ago
We can still remember how
The township used to make us smile.
And we knew that if we bought our house
The appreciation pleased our spouse
And we’d all stay happy for a while.

But August really made us sick
Of local pols and levies picked
Bad news in the Journal
Flushing us all down the urinal.

We can’t remember if we cried
When we heard the latest project died
But something touched us deep inside
The day the township died.

So bye, bye to any good reason why
Drove our Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
And them good old boys were blaming pie in the sky
Singing this’ll be the day that we die,
This will be the day that we die.

And so on. What a bunch of spineless fucking idiots.

“Great poem,” we told him. “But why did you use that particular punch line at the end?”

“I don’t know,” the Anderson Laureate said, “I just couldn’t think of a rhyme for “Spineless Fucking Idiots!”

In Northern Kentucky

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap can hardly wait for something else to report about those gay guys in Rowan County who want to have their Sodomy Rites legalized by the Commonwealth, since Rowan County clerk Kim Davis is still refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples despite this summer’s Supreme Court ruling that such marriages are a civil right. Attorneys for Rowan County clerk Kim Davis are petitioning the Supreme Court for an emergency order protecting her from being fired until her lawsuit against DemocRAT Governor Steve Beshear is resolved. Earlier Friday, the Rowan County Attorney formally requested that the state government charge Davis with misconduct, the first step in ousting her from her post.

Just her luck, that Lesbian Activist Supreme Court Justice will be the one to rule on Kim Davis’ petition.

The Feck Stops Here

Thursday, Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin wrote the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap’s latest editor Peter Bhatia (shown here) to complain:

A few days ago, I wrote to you as follows: “As long as the Enquirer spouts only the progressive, politically ‘correct,’ progressive, empty-suited (aka Obamaesque) liberal line, and prints the most mindless Opinion pieces about ‘justice’ and ‘injustice’ and other undefined buzzwords, you won’t have much success with your ‘watchdog and investigative journalism.’”

Below are links to just three of your recent progressive, politically “correct,” progressive, empty-suited (aka Obamaesque) liberal line … mindless Opinion pieces.

Suggestion: How about an “investigative” story on the effects of spending $15 Trillion dollars to date on Great Society programs? Start with your links below.

— Stu Mahlin, Hyde Park

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