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TUESDAY, AUGUST 11, 2015       

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image005image004On this date in 1984, President Ronald Reagan made a joking off-the-cuff remark about bombing Russia while testing a microphone before a scheduled radio address Hurley The Historian

image005And that’s why we chose Reagan’s “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

image005After causing such a commotion with his outrageous comments about Fox News Personality Megyn Kelly last week, everybody’s wondering what Donald Trump would’ve said. —Political Pundits Wondering About Donald Trump’s Next Move

image005What Donald Trump said about Megyn Kelly is outrageous, but what the rest of the Republicans are saying about all women is also outrageous. —Hillary Clinton

image005Donald Trump really hurt my feelings. —Megyn Kelly  

image005image007I think every candidate should treat everyone else with civility and respect. That is a standard that I try to follow. That is a standard I hope that all of us try to aspire to. —Texas Senator Ted Cruz

image005Mr. Trump: There. Is. No. Excuse. —Carly Fiorina  

image005I agree with Carly Fiorina, there’s no excuse for Trump’s comments. I stand with Megyn Kelly.  —Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker

image005I think that may be a difference between political correctness and, you know, courteous speech. In no way do I advocate, you know, saying mean things about people. That has nothing to do with political correctness. —Doctor Ben Carson

image005image009Anybody can do well for a month in this business, especially if you have talent and personality. And Donald has both those things, so let’s see how it goes over the course of time. —New Jersey Governor Chris Christie  

image005Megyn Kelly was a colleague of mine for six and a half years when I was at Fox. Intellectually unsurpassed as a broadcast journalist, she has great integrity, and so you know I’m going to stand for Megyn Kelly. —Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee

image005Candidates should and must address serious issues facing our nation, but name-calling and crass personal attacks is beneath the office we are running for. —Former Pennsylvania Rick Santorum  

image005Coarse language and degrading comments are for cowards. —Governor Bobby Jindal

image005image010If I comment on everything he says, I mean, my whole campaign will be consumed by it. —Florida Senator Marco Rubio

image005Come on — give me a break. I mean, do we want to win? Do we want to insult 53% of all voters [referring to women]? What Donald Trump said is wrong. —Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush

image005These statements are not worthy of the office he is seeking nor consistent with the leadership we should expect from a commander-in-chief in these dangerous times. —South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham

image005Let no one be mistaken — Donald Trump’s candidacy is a cancer on conservatism, and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised and discarded. Attacking veterans, Hispanics and women demonstrates a serious lack of character and basic decency. —Former Texas Governor Rick Perry

image005I don’t think we should reward vulgarity and I don’t think vulgarity equates to insight. —Kentucky Senator Rand Paul

image005When is Donald Trump’s new show on TV? All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press

image005Did we miss the cutoff for this debate, too? —Former New York Governor George Pataki and Former Virginia Governor Jim Governor

image005I also criticized Donald Trump’s comments about Megyn Kelly hoping to get my name in the papers. —Ohio Governor John Kasich

image005Have you ever heard from such a bunch of freaking losers in your life? —Donald Trump

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