Wednesday, August 26, 2015 

The Carnage Continues

WHISTLEBLOWER BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says after staging a rebound rally for most of the session, The Barack Market reversed course late in the trading day, shedding significant gains. At the closing bell, the Dow Jones Industrial Average shed 205 points (1.29%), the S&P 500 lost 25 points (1.34%), while the Nasdaq declined 19 points (.44%). All 10 S&P 500 sectors were in negative territory.

Meanwhile Obama’s Air Force one spews 21,000 gallons of jet fuel into the atmosphere to talk about Climate Change. The next 514 days until he’s out of here will seem like an eternity!

TODAY’S WHISTLEBLOWER STUPID LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes to Vermont Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders, currently leading Not-Yet-Indicted Hillary Clinton in the polls in New Hampshire. Bernie now claims he doesn’t think an apology is necessary for the Black Lives Matter protesters who disrupted his rally, even though his campaign already issued one.

Speaking of the Granite State, Whistleblower New Hampshire Bureau Chief Marvin Manchester says Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Presidential Campaign is boasting about a new poll of New Hampshire Republicans that shows Kasich in second place, behind Trump and ahead of Jeb Bush! The problem is, Kasich’s campaign won’t admit how far behind Trump he and Bush really are. 

Republican Sodomy Rites Senator Rob Portman’s campaign claims he’s ahead in the New Hampshire, too. Unfortunately, he’s running against ex-Gayvenor Strickland in Ohio. But how many of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, will know the difference—or even care?

DEBATE CLOCK: 21 days until the next Republican debate … 48 days until the first DemocRAT debate, but only 15 more days until Dysfunctional DemocRATS willing to cough up $2,700 apiece  can attend Hillary’s fund-raiser on September 10 in East Walnut Hills hosted by Jennie and Allan Berliant, unless, of course, she’s indicted before then.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1939, the first televised baseball game featured the Cincinnati Reds and the Brooklyn Dodgers, and Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says after watching the last ten games at Mediocre American Ball Park, you’ll never guess who lost. And Hurley says, at least somebody could’ve mentioned Tuesday was the anniversary of the day Teddy Kennedy became a good DemocRAT in 2009. The Blower’s sure a few Liberals will still remember that.

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose another Yogi Berra classic: “The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”

 

OUR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE isn’t surprised all those parents with children in the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools are complaining about the Magnet School Lottery. But the  real shame of it all is the Cincinnati Public Schools suck! Why else would parents camp out for weeks to get their kids into three good elementary schools. (Fairview-Clifton German Language School, Sands, and North Avondale Montessori) FCPS should bring back neighborhood school that people want to support instead of schools no one wants to send their kids to unless they don’t care. Shame on them for not seeing they are failing the over-taxed payers of this city. Remember all these new schools that would raise the bar for the students. How is that bar looking now?  CC says she went to Pleasant Ridge and Woodward. We didn’t get FREE meals and crap just to get us in school. We would get out butts smacked, from our mothers, if we skipped school. Our parents had their jobs and our job was to go to school and graduate.

CC also says: walking up Gilbert Avenue yesterday morning just past the casino under Reading Road … there was trash and a “homeless” camp. The homeless encampment had a pitched tent and a metal clothes rack with clothing lined neatly up on hangers. How in the hell has this camp become a home?  Give the homeless plastic bags and have them collect the crap that is tossed along and over the guard rails on Gilbert Avenue in exchange for FREE LIVING under the streets.

WHISTLEBLOWER SUMMER INTERNS Rachel, Bradley, Ashley, and Hunter say 24 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, everybody was reading The Whistleblower’s Really Big Story in our August 27, 1991 Edition, when we reported that Judge Thomas Crush had found former Hamilton County Deputy Auditor Mickey Esposito innocent. And in those days, Mickey didn’t even need a real lawyer to prove it. Also in Edition #65, P&G was pounded in the Weekly Limerick Contest and we were advertising Bungy Jumping off the at Suspension Bridge during Riverfest that weekend. [You Can Read All Of Edition #65 Here]

IN ANDERSON: One of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Faux Facebook Friends says isn’t it interesting that an Anderson Township Trustee, who will remain nameless but owns a local dry cleaning store next to Krispy Kreme on Beechmont Avenue, has an electronic sign out front wishing everyone a “Happy Fourth of July” when it is long past and now almost September?

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that record number of Persons of Consequence who were still logging on to the Whistleblower Web Page to read Monday’s “Outrageous Overtime” E-dition about “Driving Chief Blackwell,” but twice as many had clicked on the “Outrageous Overtime Update” E-dition featuring Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception’s “Driving Da Chief.”

Meanwhile, a lady we’ll call “Traci” unsubscribed by replying on the e-mail advisory for yesterday’s Special “Angry Versus Stupid” E-dition, so we asked her which one she was.

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