SUNDAY, AUGUST 23, 2015
More Politics Unusual
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 57% of Likely Republican Voters now think Trump is likely to be the Republican presidential nominee next year, with 25% who say it’s Very Likely. That compares to 27% who felt a Trump nomination was likely two months ago when he formally announced his presidential bid, a finding that included just 9% who said it was Very Likely. [READ MORE HERE]
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s: Donald Trump’s recent immigration plan would cost at least $166 billion. When asked how he’d pay for it, Trump was like, “No hablo inglés.” Trump just gave a big interview to the Hollywood Reporter. And when he was asked what actor he’d want to play him in a movie, he said, “Somebody really, really handsome.” Then he said, “OK, I’ll do it! I talked me into it!” Trump said he thinks Hillary Clinton should face up to 20 years in prison over her email scandal. When they heard that, even the ladies on “Orange Is the New Black” were like, “Oh God, please no. Move us.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1814, first lady Dolley Madison saved a portrait of George Washington from being looted or burned by British troops during the war of 1812.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Dolley’s “How come they screwed up my name on the cakes?”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy, #242 says you should tell a joke like Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
JOHN GALT says, “If you don’t know, the thing to do is not to get scared, but to learn.”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “WE BE FERGUSON FREE,” our Patronage County Reporter found out what happened after the Main Stream Media Newswire said not to call Black Rioters in Ferguson, Missouri “Looters” any more. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols, but it does bear more than a small similarity to that “Government and Business” Column published on July 28, 1982, which talks about downplaying the word “Terrorists” so their murdering bastards’ feelings wouldn’t be hurt.
MORE PUTRID POETRY: Children have now returned to schools and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
The Student’s Creed
The public schools are open,
Let’s happily run and shout.
We’ll wander by in about a week
And see how many have dropped out.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says some people were wondering what Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Police Chief in full uniform was doing Saturday afternoon at Finley Market. It was amazing to see him in Cincinnati on the weekend. His wife and kids must not be home back in Columbus. Or maybe he was just shopping for heirloom tomatoes amid the rich white women of Indian Hill, Hyde Park, Kenwood, and Montgomery who were stupid enough to wear their ginormous diamond jewelry in the hood.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES reports stocks were clobbered Friday on Wall Street — a brutal finish to the worst week in the market in four years. The Dow Jones industrial average closed down 530 points, the ninth-biggest point decline in its history. Investors worried about signs of a slowdown in the Chinese economy that could hammer companies and countries around the world. The stock of Apple, which depends heavily on demand from China, fell more than 6 percent. Right now there is a feeling of fear in the marketplace, and all news is interpreted negatively and it’s interpreted indiscriminately,” Tom Digenan, the head of U.S. equities at UBS Global Asset Management, told CNBC. In percentage terms, the decline on Friday was nowhere close to the worst of all time. On Black Monday in 1987, when the Dow fell 508 points, it represented a 22 percent decline.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says the Reds should be giving away free tickets to anybody who’ll taken them for the rest of the 2015 season, now that our overpaid ball players are in last place, having lost nine games in a row. Troubled Team Watcher Tino DeGato says but the Reds have been a great source of talent for other playoffs teams. Former Reds: Byrd to the Giants, Volquez and Cueto to Kansas City, Latos to the Dodgers and Josh Hamilton to Texas to name a few. But the Reds are a small market team, you know like Kansas City. Go Figure!!! P.S.: The Reds made the playoffs three out of four years under Dusty.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
AND AT SATURDAY MORNING’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all those Angry, Frustrated and Fed-up Americans who showed up Trump’s rally in Alabama on Friday night. “Let’s face it,” Kane explained. “When you’re angry, frustrated and fed-up someone like Trump looks like the Messiah you’ve been waiting for. They don’t care if Trump is just spouting words that have little substance. They don’t care how impractical he is. His strong suit is that he’s not the others. And for the moment, that’s more than enough.”
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”
MONDAY (AUGUST 24) The Blower will be Focusing Like A Lazer with our Whistleblower Focus Group while we’re continuing to count down the 521 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (AUGUST 25) The Blower will be checking to we’ll be checking to see if Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell is exercising proper judgment in the amount of money he’s spending for his personal security detail, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” might have something to say about that..
WEDNESDAY, (AUGUST 26) we’ll be checking to see if any of those 17 Republican Presidential Candidates have dropped out after seeing the latest polls.
THURSDAY (AUGUST 27) we’ll be getting ready for the 52nd Anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream Speech,” and we’ll we’re sure Obama will be doing everything possible to exploit that opportunity.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (AUGUST 28) LIMERICK IS: “How many more lies will Obama tell?”
AND SATURDAY (AUGUST 29), we’ll be checking to see if Hillary has been indicted yet.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ohio Derided DemocRAT Party Chairman David Pepper, whose political history in Cincinnati contains many interesting antidotes, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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