SUNDAY, AUGUST 23, 2015
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our “Hell to the Chief” E-dition, when The Blower brought us “Another 90-Day Plan Update.”
OUR NUMBER TWO REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our in Another “Stupid Day of Rage” E-dition, when The Blower said, “We’re Promising Once Again To Be Totally Non-Violent.
AND OUR NUMBER THREE REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was in our “Tuesday Targets” E-dition, when The Blower said “We’re Taking Sure Shots at Liberal Targets!”
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us “Fox Fair And Balanced Focus Group,” “Huckabee Meets with Netanyahu,” and “Well, Yes I Do Have A Little Excess Baggage, But Then Who Doesn’t.”
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Alabama Bureau Chief Tuscaloosa Tadwell says Donald Trump really showed why he was the Republican Presidential Frontrunner Friday Night. The Hill reported Trump commanded a fervent crowd Friday night in Mobile, as the Republican presidential front-runner said he wished voting for the 2016 election was already underway. “You know, if this were another country, we could maybe call for an expedited election, right? I would love that,” the businessman told a crowd estimated at 20,000 people gathered at Ladd Peebles Stadium. “Can we do that? I’d like to have the election tomorrow, I don’t want to wait,” Trump said.
Conservative Pundit Bernard Goldberg calls Donald Trump “A Messiah the Angry, Frustrated and Fed-Up Wing Has Been Waiting For.” There is a civil war raging in the Republican Party, even if some Conservatives don’t think so. It’s a battle between the angry, frustrated and fed-up wing and the more moderate types. At the moment Trump is the standard bearer for the angry wing, voters who may very well sit home on Election Day if Trump or someone they think is not “conservative enough” wins the nomination.
OBVIOUSLY, SOME OF THE OTHER 16 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES NEED TO FIND A WAY TO ATTRACH THESE ANGRY VOTERS.
The Blower believes the next 443 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award
Now for your Conservative Feel-Good Moment of the Day, we have a video reviewing Hillary Clinton’s E-mail Scandal.
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
This week, Brietbart reported front-running Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump was awesome when he shut down a reporter who complained about his “offensive” use of the term “Anchor Baby” in New Hampshire on Wednesday. Trump was asked, “You said that you have a big heart, and that you’re not mean-spirited. Are you aware that the term ‘anchor baby,’ that’s an offensive term? People find that hurtful.”
Trump responded, “You mean it’s not politically correct, and yet everybody uses it?” He then suggested the reporter give him a different term to use, to which the reporter suggested “The American-born [children] of undocumented immigrants.” Trump said in response, “I’ll use the word ‘anchor baby.’”
And Thursday, when 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal was asked by Cincinnati’s own Bill Hemmer at Fox News whether the term “anchor baby” is “offensive,” as suggested by Hillary Clinton, Jindal deflected the question and explained what he does find offensive: “You know, what I find offensive is Hillary Clinton, the left, when you look at those Planned Parenthood videos — they refuse to call them babies, they call it fetal tissue, they call them specimens. That’s what’s offensive.”
Jindal, who cut off funds for Planned Parenthood, also played those vile-and-disgusting Dead Baby Parts videos on a giant screen outside the Governor’s Mansion during a Planned Parenthood protest.
Meanwhile, here’s a picture of Auburn Avenue Saturday morning during Cincinnati Right to Life’s Protest of Planned Parenthood’s Baby Parts Sale.
Maybe that’s why at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane said it was nice to see some Republican candidates for President have finally enlisted in The Whistleblower’s War on Political Correctness, because The Blower believes the next 445 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “Q. Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.”
Angry Andersonians
Our Snitch at the latest Forrest Gump School Board meeting (that included the developers, the financiers, school
Word is that recent pow-wow of the Township Trustees, School Board, and Park did not go well, with the Park Board selfishly insisting on their unneeded park expansion plans despite the urgings of all others involved to cooperate on moving forward with the re-development possibilities. Trustees and School Board Members were not happy with these playground, doggie park, and tree-hugger people. Neither were citizens aware of the proposed project and the park board’s roguishness. The Park Board’s levy plans still seem cavalier to many. All may be reminded that the gods punish hubris.
Trustees explained that Feckless Fishwrap report some people might’ve seen about how upset they’re supposed to be about how much the Belterra Racino has increased police and fire protection costs. Not surprisingly, that story was a total load of crap written by a new reporter. There had never really been any discussion whatsoever about a tax increase. The increased expenses were totally anticipated, but the temporary budget problem was caused by the State of Ohio, which had promised to reimburse the township $500,000 every year (with no two year limit). KimBall Perry never would’ve made such a mistake.
In Northern Kentucky
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says another Whistleblower prediction came true Saturday afternoon when Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s wet dream aspirations for the White House were still a fantasy after the Kentucky Republican Party approved a rule change that would allow him to run for president while seeking reelection to his Senate seat. On Thursday, a Facebook post and Eventbrite link were created to promote a “stand with Rand” rally in support of “the first-ever Kentucky Republican Presidential Caucus.” On Facebook, the announcement was “liked” more than 1000 times and shared more than 100 times.
Meanwhile, the Louisville Courier Journal reported thousands of God-fearing Christians had rallied on Saturday in support of Kim Davis. The Rowan County Clerk, who has for weeks been denying marriage licenses to same-sex couples, told a fiery crowd of religious supporters that “God is alive, and he is on the throne.”
The comment drew cheers from thousands who packed the back lawn of the state Capitol in support of Davis and other Kentucky clerks who have ceased providing marriage licenses since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in June that all couples have a fundamental right to marry.
Church buses brought in demonstrators from across the state, many of whom waved signs with Bible verses. For two hours, advocates and state lawmakers pledged to fight for legislation that would allow clerks with religious objections to avoid signing off on the forms.
The Lord certainly does work in mysterious ways.
The Feck Stops Here
Down at the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, Metro Mole says this week, their latest editor Peter Bhatia promised he’d continue to hold civic, governmental, and educational institutions accountable for the work they do on our behalf and he would do so aggressively.
Did he really say he was impressed with the Feckless Fishwrappers’ coverage of the DuBose shooting, because that was the kind of quality journalism readers can expect? That was a joke, right?
One on-line commenter even said, “Wow, you’ve taken delusional to a whole new level.”
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”
More of our Weekend Wrap Up Later