THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 2015

Have You Looked at Your Property Tax Bill Lately?

A new school year began all across America yesterday, and it’s time once again for The Blower to ask, How did Americans become so stupid. Maybe our good friend Bill Whittle can answer that question. 

Debra from Anderson says she “liked” or joined the Anderson Alumni Facebook page so she could get notifications when that page has a new post.  Yesterday, this post appeared:

It’s the first day of school and more than 1,000 kids have open windows and fans as their air conditioning on an 80 degree day. So many generations of Forest Hi…lls students remember that sticky feeling … that smell … on those hot days.

Let’s do better, Forest Hills. Sure, last year’s levy will patch up this ancient building but is that really the best we can do?

Sign this petition today and let out leaders know we don’t want them to give up. The school board and trustees meet tomorrow and Friday – get this to as many as possible, friends! ‪#‎atowngood2GREAT

Imagine the suffering of students forced to endure 80 degree temperatures at school!   Oh the humanity!

There really are people who sit around thinking of ways to spend OPM!

MEANWHILE AT THE FAILED CINCINNATI PUBLIC SCHOOLS, all those mommas who went to public skool won’t sent their kids until after Labor Day ’cause they don’t learn anything da first few weeks. When da mamas went to CPS skool, it didn’t start till after the ‘EBN fireworks. Why break wif tradition? Unfortunately, thanks to Channel 19, all our yoofs won’t be able to watch fireworks on TV this year, so maybe we’ll see a Riot on the Riverfront.

OUR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATE was touched by Hamilton County Commissioner Todd Portune’s not-poorly-written letter wondering why people were so callous after a woman slipped and fell Downtown on Walnut Street in the middle of the afternoon and none of our Compassionless Citizens would help her up.  CC says she was walking on the Purple People bridge with her daughter and her friend in April. Her friend tripped on a spacer between a bridge sections and took a flyer. She hit her head, scrapped her hands and knees. Numerous people came to her aid offering to call 911, go for help or aid us in anyway. Even though her friend’s fall wasn’t dramatic and bloody, it was so nice that people rushed over to help. Maybe they were tourists on the bridge or just Confederate Flag Waving Southerners from NoKY and not those “what’s in it for me” yuppies from Downtown.

THE WHISTLEBLOWER LEGAL DREAM TEAM says the best part of Lunatic ex-judge Crazy Eyes’s lawsuit was when she asserted that Joe Deters’ actions violated Article III, section 1 of the constitution. As any high school civics student could tell you, that section is about federal judges, appointed for life by the President and confirmed by the Senate to assure judicial independence and separation of powers. Umm, lowly county juvenile judges aren’t covered there at all, Your Dishonor! Joe’s assessment of her lawsuit as conclusive proof that Hunter is deranged was dead-on. Is she related to Crazy Eric?

LOCAL RIGHT TO LIFERS  thought The Blower’s Stupid Day of Rage idea on Thursday was such a good idea, they quickly scheduled a local Abortion Victims’ Memorial on Saturday, August 22, in front of Planned Parenthood’s abortion headquarters 2314 Auburn Avenue Cincinnati, as part of the National Day of Protest at Planned Parenthood facilities all across America.

Would you look at all these people on the agenda: Paula Westwood, Emcee, Executive Director, Right to Life of Greater Cincinnati; Rev. Chuck Hickey, Trinity Presbyterian Church, Ludlow KY; Nicole Santaella, Director, Pregnancy Center West; Cincinnati City Councilman Charles Winburn; Colleen Gerke, Director, Archdiocese of Cincinnati Family & Respect Life Office; Patrick Edwards, Ryle High School Students for Life, Union, KY; Fr. James Reutter, Our Lady of Victory Church, Cincinnati; Ohio State Representative Lou Terhar, District 30; Arthur Kunath, M.D. & Administrator, St. Edmund Campion Academy, Cincinnati; Ohio State Senator Joe Uecker, District 14; Gail Finke, Reporter/Senior Editor, The Catholic Beat; Hamilton County Auditor Dusty Rhodes; Jana Widmeyer, Adoptive Parent & Educator, Good Shepherd Catholic Montessori; Jack Hart, President, Right to Life of Greater Cincinnati; and Fr. Matt Cushing, St. Anthony Church, Taylor Mill KY.

MEANWHILE IN MILF-ORD, somebody sent us a copy of this letter:

My Fellow Members of Council, Ms. Howland and Ms Brewer,

The staff, employees, Police officers, and emergency service personnel of the City of Milford are some of the most dedicated, loyal, and hardworking men and women I have ever had the pleasure of working with.

The continued unprofessional, deceitful and bullying tactics of Ms. Howland and Ms. Brewer against these fine people, as well as our residents and the business community, is something my conscience will no longer allow me to be part of.

I choose to no longer participate in the deception that Milford’s citizens are all represented equally, or that the principles of good government continue to prevail in our City.

Therefore, effective immediately I tender my resignation as Vice Mayor and Councilman to the City of Milford.

Jeff Lykins

IN ANDERSON, nobody’s resigning at tonight’s Township Trustees Meeting, but some big things might still be shaking regarding the Anderson High School re-development issue. The trustees changed the meeting start time to 5. The agenda says they go straight into executive session under the property discussion excuse.

Will the trustees come back into open session and dump all work on the project they have been working on with the Forest Hills School Board and developers but not so much with the park board?  Will they dump the Park Board so the project can move forward?  Will they target uncooperative Park Board appointees?

Word is that a recent pow-wow of the three entities did not go well, with the Park Board selfishly insisting on their unneeded park expansion plans despite the urgings of all others involved to cooperate on moving forward with the re-development possibilities.  Trustees and School Board Members are not happy with these playground, doggie park, and tree-hugger people.  Neither are citizens aware of the proposed project and the park board’s roguishness.  The Park Board’s levy plans seem cavalier to some.  All may be reminded that the gods punish hubris.

And maybe Trustees will explain that Feckless Fishwrap report some people might’ve seen about how upset they’re supposed to be about how much the Belterra Racino has increased police and fire protection costs. Not surprisingly, that story was a total load of crap written by a new reporter. There had never been any discussion whatsoever about a tax increase. The increased expenses were totally anticipated, but the temporary budget problem was caused by the State of Ohio, which had promised to reimburse the township $500,000 every year (with no two year limit). KimBall Perry never would’ve made such a mistake. 

Finally at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought Liberal Teachers would be talking about when students returned for their first day of school at 7:15 this morning. Kane said, at Forrest Gump Schools, they’ll probably already be breaking the law campaigning for another tax hike, and Hurley the Historian said on this date in 1833, Benjamin Harrison was born in North Bend, Ohio, and Hurley wondered what percentage of our Failed Cincinnati Public $kool$ honor students returning to class this week would be able to tell you who Benjamin Harrison was. That’s probably why our Quote for Today Committee chose Will Rogers’ “The schools ain’t what they used to be and never was.”

Kane also wondered what those Liberal Teachers would be telling their students about Obama’s 2015 Summer Race Riots in Ferguson.

“I’m not sure,” Kane explained, “But you can’t really expect anything to improve in America during the 517 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

BREAKING NEWS: Below we have the latest Hillary Clinton E-Mail Cleaning Video.