Special “Oversexed in America” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2015

Oversexed Editor Vinnie Viagra Has Three Sex Stories For Us This Afternoon

image008image005First, was anybody actually surprised when thousands of “clients” using the Ashley Madison Adultery Website listed email addresses registered to the White House, top federal agencies, and military branches? The nation’s capital reportedly has the highest rate of membership for the site of any city. Indeed, more than 15,000 of the email addresses used to register accounts were hosted on government and military servers.

Buried in that list are emails that could be tied to multiple administration agencies, including the State Department and Department of Homeland Security, as well as several tied to both the House and Senate. Phyllis on Madison says you won’t believe how much business she gets from married guys at the IRS office in Covington.

But remember, not all adulterers and adulteresses use their real names (like HornDog81), or like this one we have our doubts about.

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image008Second, but we were really surprised about the media’s coverage of former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle’s guilty plea on charges that he paid for sex with two “minors” and participated in a scheme that secretly recorded 12 other children engaging in sexual acts. You could’ve knocked us over with a feather when we found out some of those “minor children” could’ve actually been girls. And all this time Phil Burr-ass thought Jared was a fag!

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image008image008Then, Horny in Hebron told us this Fort Mitchell Fable about how after many years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed, and suddenly his wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back . . . .He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach . . . .He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf . . . .Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg . . . .He continued in the same manner on her right side ….then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent . . . .As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice….“Honey, that was wonderful ….Why did you stop?”

To which Charlie responded, “I found the remote!”

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