SUNDAY, AUGUST 9, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE WHISTLEBLOWER UN-DEBATABLE STORY THIS WEEK was in Wednesday’s “Presidential Debate Forecast” E-dition when The Blower explained what people will see Thursday night in Cleveland (if they’re even bothering to watch) would not be a “debate.” At best, the media circus put on by the Republican National Committee would be a Joint Press Conference with FOX TV’s Brett Baier, Megyn Kelly, and Chris Wallace asking a bunch of questions.

OUR NUMBER TWO WHISTLEBLOWER UN-DEBATABLE STORY THIS WEEK later in the day Wednesday in our “Immoderate Moderators” E-dition when Liberal Pundits and all the other Obama Supporters in the Press were complaining about the Republican National Committee’s choice of “moderators” for the first Republican Elimination Event. Somehow, those Left-Wing Zealots didn’t believe FOX TV’s Brett Baier, Megyn Kelly, and Chris Wallace would come up with enough “gotcha” questions to embarrass every member of the Republican Candidates. 

 

AND OUR NUMBER THREE WHISTLEBLOWER UN-DEBATABLE STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Making Politics Entertaining” E-dition, when The Blower was putting the “Real” into Reality TV, and we explained how anybody who remembers Seth MacFarlane’s Roast of Donald Trump in 2012 was hoping something like this happened Thursday night.

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us “Good Old Fair And Balanced Faux Noose,” “Princess Megyn and Frankie The Luntz,” and “Pst, Pst, I’m Megyn Kelly From FOX NEWS, Got Any Dirt On Donald Trump.

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Friday, in our “Style Over Substance” E-dition, The Blower explained that as entertaining as Thursday’s Political TV Game Show in Cleveland turned out to be, those over-hyped, two-tier joint presidential press conferences just wasn’t that informative. And people attempting to speculate which candidate won or even improved his or her position, were just talking to hear themselves talk.

There needs to be a better way to organize the so-called “debates” so voters could really learn something about the candidates, because candidates deserve a chance to express their points of view with more than sixty seconds on the clock. The most interesting and informative moment Thursday night was when Rand Paul and Chris Christie went off-format and started duking it out mano a mano. For that brief instant, our TV Game Show actually began to resemble a “Real Debate.”

That’s why The Blower is again calling for the Republican National Committee to build a real debate schedule around a hypothetical tournament bracket for some Real Media Madness. The Hype Potential would be incredible. Thanks to Matt Rivera at NBC News for imagining what a tournament bracket might look like based on Republican candidates polling position.

OBVIOUSLY, EACH CANDIDATE NEEDS TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE HIS MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD BY THE GREATEST NUMBER OF PEOPLE.

The Blower believes next 457 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupid Liberal Lesbian Liars Award

 Goes to Carol Ann Stutte and Laura Jean Stutte after a federal jury concluded this week that the lying lesbians in Tennessee faked a hate crime that involved burning down their house in order to collect on insurance. According to the Knoxville News Sentinel, the jury found that American National Property and Casualty Company provided a “preponderance of the evidence” that Carol Ann Stutte and Laura Jean Stutte torched their house located in Vonore, Tennessee. They blamed their neighbor Janice Millsaps for the destruction, branding her a homophobe, in the hopes of getting a $276,000 insurance payout. Moreover, they also discovered that the Stuttes covered up the act by spray painting the word “queers” on a detached garage.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness 

         This week, the Whistleblower’s War on Political Correctness got a bit of a boost at the FOX News American President TV Game Show in Cleveland Thursday night when Donald Trump said, “I think the big problem the country has is being Politically Correct.”

        

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “Q. Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.”

Angry Andersonians

The impeachment of Dallas Jackson did not inspire anyone to replace board members Randy Smith and Jim Frooman through the election process.  Even though the incumbent board members aided and abetted their chosen then dismissed superintendent, the two will run unopposed for reelection.  Four more years of them or they’ll be in office until they get impeached themselves.  One wonders why they didn’t slip quietly away when they had the chance.  Lots of doo-doo in the air. What went up will come down, which is probably why qualified and informed potential candidates chose to take cover for now.

We hear that the Dallas Jackson affair may not yet be over, despite Smith’s public statement to move on.  With its tone of wishfulness, that piece of wisdom had all the impact of a nerf ball.  Even though it was a $283,000 nerf ball!

We hear that the pucker factor is increasing as plans proceed to spend over-taxed payer funds from the illegally and dishonestly presented levy that voters trustingly approved.  How long will voters ignore the corner-cutting that will have to occur?  Payback might be a real bitch.  Expect no corner cutting for board seat padding as anal discomfort increases.

We hear Smith and Frooman seem to imply they are not to blame if the proposed project to redevelop the Anderson High School property into tax-producing real estate dies.  It’s really difficult to follow that one. They’re the ones who’ll get a new school building for nothing.  The Township will be giving up tax revenues. The Park District will be giving up the chance for a major park expansion (although it’s unneeded) and probably their jobs (a story for another day).  Far from singing in harmony with their fellow politicians, the spin comes out as “We Are the Champions” in weak falsetto.

Finally, the next four years will bring the inevitable tax increase request for school overfunding.  Maybe they actually plan to use Dallas Jackson’s consulting agreement to get it passed. Won’t that be sweet?

It might be unfair that these candidates will not have to answer uncomfortable questions on the campaign trail.  It would be more unfair for someone else to take the blame for the hand these two have dealt.

In Northern Kentucky

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says World News Daily reported a county clerk in Kentucky who has been sued for declining to issue marriage licenses since the Supreme Court’s Obergefell decision now has turned the legal focus onto her own governor, Steve Beshear, for arbitrarily picking and choosing religious beliefs for exemptions from the law, and thus putting her in the position to be a defendant in the current case. The new case filed by Kim Davis, the clerk in Rowan County, asks that Beshear be made liable for any damages that might be assessed against her in the marriage fight. “Beshear is unlawfully picking and choosing the conscience-based exemptions to marriage that he deems acceptable,” says the complaint, brought by Liberty Counsel on behalf of Davis against Beshear. [READ MORE HERE]

The Louisville Courier Journal is reporting Jesse Benton, a central figure in the Paul family political machine, and two others have been indicted by a federal grand jury in a scandal in which they are accused of buying support for Ron Paul in the 2012 Iowa caucuses. The indictment strikes a blow to U.S. Sen. Rand Paul’s presidential aspirations as it puts Benton — who is married to Paul’s niece and is a general consultant to the senator’s super PAC, America’s Liberty PAC — and John Tate — founder and president of the PAC — under a cloud. [READ MORE HERE]

The Courier Journal was also the publication reporting that our good friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders said say the Kenton County grand jury was no longer looking into criminal charges against a Lexington blogger who sought to expose allegations of domestic violence against former gubernatorial candidate James Comer, after Comer and his running mate, state Senator Chris McDaniel, lost by 83 votes in the May 19 Republican primary. Persons of Consequence in Northern Kentucky will probably have to subscribe to that out-of-town to read more about that story, too.

The Feck Stops Here

Down at the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, Metro Mole says our Feckless Fishwrappers really outdid themselves with Sunday’s front page Sam DuBose Sob Story claiming DuBose never should’ve been stopped, since of the 90 charges on the UC Police shooting victim’s rap sheet never included a weapon, which makes almost as much sense as Saturday’s #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap Activist Christina D. Brown’s Propaganda Piece that argued “Calls for Calm Were Acts of Violence.”

That means The FishWrap has once again cited the high percentage of times Black drivers are pulled over by police insinuating, of course, that police are engaged in Racial Profiling.  However, our Feckless Fishwrappers also once again failed to cite the percentage of times Black people are involved in violent crimes, such as murder.  Here in Cincinnati, Blacks are involved in about 85-90% of the criminal homicides, both as victims and perpetrators, on an annual basis.  Doesn’t anybody wonder why The Wrap continues to ignore that little fact?  It seems like a significant point that a responsible newspaper would want to make.  Then again, who ever called our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap a responsible newspaper?

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

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