SUNDAY, AUGUST 2, 2015
More Politics Unusual
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says it could be embarrassing if the sitting governor of Ohio is left off the primetime Fox News debate stage in his home state because of low poll numbers. But in the two weeks since he launched his presidential campaign, John Kasich has bypassed New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, former Texas Governor Rick Perry, and other Republicans who have been in the race longer.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Kasich’s quote from his appearance on FOX News Sunday, when the Republican Ohio governor rebuked senior staffer John Weaver for a much-discussed Twitter post that backfired when it compared Trump to a drunk driver. “He won’t be sending any more tweets like that,” Kasich said. “That’s not the way we operate.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1990, Iraq invaded Kuwait. Whatever happened to that Saddam Hussein guy anyhow?
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “We’re in the middle of a heat wave here in New York City, and temperatures are supposed to be in the 90s for the next several days. In fact Donald Trump was so mad about the weather, he actually gave away Al Roker’s personal phone number. Trump said if his presidential campaign fails, he will “ride into the sunset.” And if Donald Trump WINS the presidency, Hillary says she’s gonna ride off a cliff like Thelma and Louise,” and Jimmy Kimmel’s “Donald Trump is still leading all Republican candidates for president. A new Quinnipiac University poll, which of all the major polls is the hardest to say, has Donald Trump ahead.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #223 says if the Obama administration isn’t socialist, how come Americans had to pay more to the government in taxes in 2013 than they spent on food, clothing, and shelter combined?
JOHN GALT says, “I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “Clueless Conferences” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about those political speeches when all those Dark-Skinned DemocRATS descended upon Cincinnati for the National Urban League Conference last year at this time. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
NOW HERE’S ANOTHER TIMELY POEM FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Summer is well under way and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Seeing is Believing
Ah the wondrous days of summer
The cricket’s cheerful song.
The see-thru clothes the girlies wear
And the break-a-way lacy thong.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says if a hate group purposefully destroys property of their focal point, has members that physically attack their opponents, and flaunt the violation of laws, let alone directions from civil authorities, wouldn’t they be opposed, arrested, and charged with crimes? Well, not if their “Black Lives Really Matter,” so says the politically correct. After all, how can local police ever be federalized, if ACORN remade over as BLRM, isn’t forcing charged situations with the police in front of racially biased camera crews from CNN, PMSNBC, and others to show the local incompetence, patronage training, and biased enforcement of local police? They just have to keep challenging, filming and editing until they can “prove” it…
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES reports stocks ended modestly lower in a choppy session Friday, but still ended higher on the week.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and the Free Stuff Giveaway was a big success at the North Terrace Church of Christ in Zanesville. Everything from clothing to cabinets was available for free. Hundreds came out to the event and went home with something new to them.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
AND AT THIS WEEK’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were reminding Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane that it’s been an entire year since The Blower’s “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” item became a daily feature, like “Hurley the Historian” and our “Quote for Today Committee.” Kane admitted The Blower had ripped off that idea from the very popular “Kids Say the Darndest Things” feature first used by Art Linkletter on the radio between 1945-69, and later by Bill Cosby between 1998-2000.
“But what if one day you can’t find something stupid any of our Liberals said?” asked one of our newest members, and all of the rest of our long-time Political Insiders had a really good laugh.
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”
MONDAY (AUGUST 3) we’ll be watching a meaningless warm-up debate in New Hampshire before Thursday’s first official 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates Debate in Cleveland, while we’re continuing to count down the 535 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (AUGUST 4) Dumbed Down DemocRATS will be celebrating Obama’s 53rd Birthday, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be sending him some extra special birthday greetings.
WEDNESDAY, (AUGUST 5) we’ll be checking to see how Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich is doing in the polls, hoping he’ll be invited to take part in the First 2016 GOP Presidential Debate in Cleveland on August 6.
THURSDAY (AUGUST 6) is normally our Official “Earth-shattering Kaboom” E-dition when we ask, “Will Enola be Gay on Hiroshima Day,” but this August 6 we’ll see which 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates get bombed by Donald Trump at the Fox TV Debate in Cleveland.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (AUGUST 7) LIMERICK IS: “When Joe Deters begins his next rant.”
AND SATURDAY (AUGUST 8), we’ll check out Gliers Goettafest Newport at Newport’s Riverfront Levee to find out what all that’s in all that crap they put in Goetta anyway.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell, shown pleading his case to Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor Ebenezer Cranley in Award winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception’s poster for this year’s annual “Christmas Carol” production at the Playhouse in the Park.
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