TUESDAY, JUNE 30, 2015

As the DemocRAT-Controlled City Turns

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if all that BureaucRAT Blather about a new police recruit class five months from now would have any real effect on all that Black-on-Black stabbings and shootings in Cincinnati during Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence we see being played out these days. Was Channel 9 “Substantially True” News really trying to eulogize from the funeral of Cincinnati Police Officer Sonny Kim’s murderer Trepierre Hummons?

Lieutenant Columbo says, “Now let me see if I have this right. There’s no guidance or discipline in the home. The family situation is so unstable “Junior” doesn’t even know where or to whom to send a Father’s Day card.  Junior gets dumped into the education system where he is socially promoted because the overwhelmed school district can’t deal with the undisciplined whelp. Junior’s major formative influences are ‘gangsta’ rap videos and a corresponding peer group of gangsta wannabes. At age 18, Junior is turned loose on society carrying a bad attitude, a broken compass, and little respect for authority. Junior gets himself in big trouble with the law and meets dire consequences. Then, the situation diagnosis is that the police need sensitivity training? Pardon me for asking, but do you really believe that bullshit?” 

BREAKING NEWS: Four poor misunderstood yoofs were indicted in connection with a gun battle resulting from just another drug deal in Forest Park last week.

This really won’t affect the successful statistics for Cincinnati’s Current Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell “Hug-a-Thug” Program, since that shootout took place outside our DemocRAT-Controlled City Limits, unlike Sunday night’s shooting of Suliman Abdul-Mutakallim at 1740 Elmore Street in Cincinnati’s District Three.

Anyone with information about this homicide is asked to call the Criminal Investigation Section at 352-3542 or CRIMESTOPPERS at 352-3040 or text “CINTIP” plus your message to CRIMES (274637).  Callers may remain anonymous and may receive compensation for their information.

BUT MORE HELP IS ON THE WAY: The local office of the NAALCD (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS) announced its plan not to wait for a new police recruit class to change citizens’ attitudes about violence with a “Stand up for Peace” campaign. Ishton W. Morton’s group will spread its message with banners, bumper stickers, signs, and T-Shirts. Did Ishton forget to schedule another peaceful march orchestrated by our Local Kneepad Liberals in the Press through the Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine to observe the summer shootouts up close?

Meanwhile, at our Over-Taxed Sucker Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center, President Clarence Newsome welcomes the opportunity to discuss the Confederate flag’s meaning, both past and present, and the impact the flag has on current conversations regarding race relations and civil rights, after his daughter got her picture on the front page of Monday’s Liberal Agenda Fishwrap for getting arrested as part of a Liberal Whacko Publicity Stunt by illegally removing a Confederate Flag from the South Carolina statehouse grounds Saturday morning.

More Caucasian Travel Advisories Later!

In the meantime if Blower readers feel we’re discriminating against white males since we only mentioned a single non-Black male and he’s deceased, if you can find some white criminals to include, please send their pictures and accomplishments along to help us out.