WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 2015

Flying the Politically Correct Flag

At this morning’s Newsroom Meeting at The Whistleblower Newswire, everybody couldn’t stop snickering at how Rand Paul had failed to gather a bipartisan group of black-and-white Kentucky elected officials to stand behind him at a hastily arranged press conference yesterday afternoon when he called for the removal of the Confederate battle flag from Jefferson Davis’ birthplace in Fairview, Kentucky (wherever the hell that is), just because Liberal Activists Across America were calling for the removal of the Confederate battle flag from the State Capitol grounds in South Carolina in the aftermath of last Wednesday’s fatal shootings of nine Black churchgoers by an insane white supremacist in Charleston.

Republicans had been surrendering to the Forces of Political Correctness ever since Monday, when Republican South Carolina Governor Nicki Haley’s carefully staged surrender featured not only top state officials, but Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus, and all those other 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates began tweeting their approval instantly afterwards, because for sure, this was something all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, could easily understand.

Maybe that’s why 91% Of PMSNBC’s Viewers approved of Obama’s using the word “Nigger” during a recent interview.

RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: You can now sign Obama-Approved Racially Divisive “Burn the Confederate Flag” Petition on Facebook, organize a Confederate flag burning event in your area on Saturday, June 27, and flood social media with pictures and videos using the hashtags #FeelTheBurn and #TakeItDown.”

Liberal Whackos are demanding the Military change the names of all those forts named for Confederate Generals, like Fort Bragg, Fort Rucker, Fort Hood, Fort Lee, Fort Benning, Fort Gordon, Fort A.P. Hill, Fort Polk, Fort Pickett, and our favorite—Camp Beauregard (Operated by the Louisiana National Guard). Stars and Stripes says there’s been talk this for years, and now in wake of Charleston and the South Carolina Confederate flag, The Blower predicts you’ll be hearing more about it again.

One Local Disingenuous DemocRAT who shouldn’t mind Confederate Flag Burning is David A Pepper, who says “Burning the flag is a small price to pay for liberty.” Unfortunately, Ohio’s Demo-Labor Party Chairman was talking about burning an American flag at the time.  

FROM WASHINGTON, OUR DC NEWSBREAKER said Boehner and McConnell have surrendered to Obama one more time, this time on his fast track trade bill. Conservative Republican Senator Jeff Sessions says, “Americans increasingly believe that their country isn’t serving its own citizens. They need look no further than a bipartisan vote of Congress that will transfer congressional power to the Executive Branch and, in turn, to a transnational Pacific Union and the global interests who will help write its rules.”

The Blower wants to salute Conservative Texas Senator Ted Cruz, who explained his vote against fast-track authority for ObamaTrade: “The United States Government has now become “Of the Lobbyist, by the Lobbyist, and for the Lobbyist.”   

FROM DETROIT, Motor City Reporter Wolverine Tadwell says Cincinnati’s Disgraced Former Fourteen-Star Police Chief James Craig has not yet surrendered to Civil Rights Activists for calling those who shot a dozen people “Urban Terrorists.”

FROM KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Louisville Fraternal Order Police President Dave Mutchler has not yet surrendered after he was attacked by Loony Liberals for his public letter exposing the Race Agitators.

IN CINCINNATI: Scruffy DemocRAT Mayor Cranley’s City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black might as well run up the white flag over Affirmative Action Jeffrey Blackwell’s Failed “Hug-a-Thug” 90-Day Black-on-Black Violence Prevention Plan after The Fishwrap reported Monday night’s anti-violence march was marred by two shootings in the Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine, and another man was taken to the hospital Tuesday after being shot a block away from the Over-the-Rhine scene of a fatal shooting Monday night. Fired Fishwrapper Kimball Perry would’ve really enjoyed working on that story.

Don’t you just love the irony of it all?  Does anybody at the Plum Street Playpen actually believe TV pictures showing Black People marching through a neighborhood chanting, “Stop the Violence, Stop the Killing,” is going to have such an effect.  Hell, if the threat of life in prison or the death penalty is no a deterrent to such behavior, The Blower doesn’t understand why they think a chant will change a culture of violence.  These are the same morons that do not criticize others for chanting, encouraging, and practicing, the “Stop Snitching,” mentality!

MEANWHILE, Hillary Clinton is refusing to talk about that ’92 Clinton-Gore Confederate Campaign Button.

WALMART AND SEARS now say they’ll stop selling products bearing the Confederate flag.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1997, the US Air Force released its long awaited report dismissing claims of alien spacecraft in Roswell, New Mexico almost exactly 50 years earlier, but Special Agent Fox Mulder told his partner Dana Scully not to stop, just to keep doing what she was doing.

THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose the “X-Files’” catchphrase “The truth is out there.”

RIGHT-WING RADIO UPDATE: According to WND, Rush Limbaugh says “The next flag that will come under assault, and it will not be long, is the American flag. It makes perfect sense. If you take a look at the timeline of progression of events, the speed and rapidity with which the left is conducting this assault on all of these American traditions and institutions, if you don’t think the American flag’s in their cross-hairs down the road, you had better stop and reconsider.”

FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, how there could possibly be all this hypocritical hype over the Confederate Flag. “Possibly it’s for the same reason Confederate Memorial Day is not a National Holiday,” Kane explained. “Because they lost!”

TODAY’S LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes to flip-flopping RINO 2016 Presidential Candidate Lindsey Graham. On Friday, Graham was defending the flag, saying the problems we’re having “aren’t because of a symbol, but because of what’s in people’s hearts.” But on Monday, Graham stood with and supported Governor Haley when she argued the flag should come down in that state.” After the tragic, hate-filled shooting in Charleston, it is only appropriate that we deal once and for all with the issue of the flag, blah, blah, blah,” Graham said in a statement Monday. “I hope that, by removing the flag, we can take another step towards healing and recognition – and a sign that South Carolina is moving forward, yada, yada, yada.”

 

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