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TUESDAY, AUGUST 1, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Big Story —

 Congressional Investigation Into Wasserman Schultz IT Scandal Moves Forward

— Tonight’s News From The Swamp —

— Whistleblower War On Health Care —
.@Liz_Wheeler: Most People Don’t Even Understand What DemocRATS Mean When They Say “Single Payer.”

— Celebrities Know What’s Best for Us —

— Dumbed Down DemocRATS —
Dumb And Dumber: Resistance Leaders Nancy Pelosi And Maxine Waters…

— Whistleblower War On Fake News —
Huckabee Sanders Rips Into Media: ‘You Want To Create A Narrative That Doesn’t Exist’

— McCain’s Torture Continues—

— Trump Rally In West Virginia on Thursday, August 3 —

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— Tonight’s Report From The Babylon Bee —

‘Everything Is Fine,’ Reports Trump From Flaming Ruins Of White House

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As staffers and cabinet members fled the White House while spontaneous fires broke out all over the crumbling building Monday, President Donald Trump reportedly reclined at the Oval Office desk and took to Twitter to confirm that “everything is fine.” (MORE)

— Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion —

Only Adult Left In Trump Administration Named ‘Mad Dog’

 

— Tonight’s Ben Garrison Feature —

 

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Second 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Monday Is Day Number 196. There Are Now Only 1,189 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.