— Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda —
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2017
Last-Minute “Before The End Of The Year” E-dition
(Not A Fund-Raising E-Mail)
“Rhyme Time”
From the Scene of the Crime
(Without Having To Watch TV)
(Today We’re Praying For More “P-Words”)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2017
(Start By Just Saying “No” to New Year’s Resolutions)
(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)
“Avoiding Holiday Depressions”
(By Laughing At Other People’s Pain)
Like When They Get Something Stuck In Their Rectums
“Patronage County Today”
(“So Now You Know”)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2017
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
Just Another “Guest Column”
(The Hype Stops Here)
(TRUMP’S 2017 KING OF FAKE NEWS CONTEST)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(In 2017 our New Year’s resolution)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2017
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)
(We’re Trying To See If There’s A Pattern)
Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign”
(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)
TODAY WE’RE FEATURING THE MIKEY BROWN STORY
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2017
Whistleblower Extra
(2017 Man of the Year: Congressman Brad Wenstrup)
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
(Not Written By Jeff Foxworthy)
“Schooling Liberal Journalists”
(Corrected Caught Covering For Clinton)
“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook”
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
“Saying Goodbye To 2017”
(It Was Our Trumpiest Year Ever)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2017
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Cinci-Kwanzaabration”
(It Wouldn’t Be Politically Correct To Make Kwanzaa Jokes Today!)
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2017
(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
“Political Christmas Cards”
Sent Out By Their Campaigns
“Christmas Cockle Warming”
(Making You Feel Good All Over)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2017
“Making Christmas Great Again”
(Getting Ready for a Donald Trump Christmas)
(Happy Humbug, Everybody!)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
(Today We’re Praying For Politics-Free Bible Stories)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2017
“Dreaming Of A White Lives Matter Christmas”
(Just Like The Ones We Used To Know)
“Patronage County Today”
(“Job Security”)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2017
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
Official “World Orgasm for Peace Day” E-dition
(How Many Druids Does It Take To Screw In Light Bulbs?)
Just Another “Guest Column”
But It’s Still The Same Old BS!
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Hanukkah Harry Came Last Night)
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2017
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
(So we said to the Pagan, “That’s funny, you don’t look Druish!”)
Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign”
(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)TODAY WE’RE FEATURING THE BOBBY BLEVINS STORY
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2017
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Congress Passes The Tax Cuts And Jobs Act”
(Just In Time For Christmas)
(Don’t You Love Hearing This Story?)
(Pictures of Patriotic Pooches)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2017
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
(Because He Knows Where All the Naughty Girls Live)
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2017
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Are You Ready For Your Tax Cut?
It Was A Good Day For Gloating
(What Happens Under The Mistletoe Stays Under The Mistletoe)
“More Stocking Stuffers”
(Every Day Is Christmas For Liberals Looking For More FREE STUFF!)
(Do You Think Today’s TEA Party Members Will Even Remember?)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2017
(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
(To Warm The Heart Of Your Cockles)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Sunday Sermon”
(Today We’re Praying For Prosecutions)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16, 2017
What Have They Found So Far?
“Keeping CHRISTmas Merry”
(By Banning Politics At The Dinner Table) 
(It’s Not Libel, It’s Just Fake News)
(Not Being Paid By Fusion GPS)
“Patronage County Today”
“Another Exclusive”
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2017
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
(And We Wonder If TEA Parties Are Still In Business)
(As The War on Christmas Continues)
(It’s Not Really A New Idea)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(The most fun this holiday season)
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2017
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
“Truthful News”
(Trust Us, Tonight It’s Not Fake)
(Making “Fake News” Fun Since 1990)
Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign”
(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
NBC Lobs Softballs to Jones, Avoids His Radical Pro-Abortion Views
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2017
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
“TEA Party Day Plan”
(Let’s Have A Be A Big National Holiday For Conservatives!)
“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook”
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2017
“Tuesday’s Triumphs”
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
Wouldn’t it be funny if Roy Moore didn’t concede tonight’s election and we had a recount?
“Vodkas and Latkes”
(Celebrating An Eight-Day Miracle During One Half-Assed Evening)
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2017
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Political Correct Holidays” E-dition
(It’s Not Too Early To Say “Humbug!”)
“Liberal Holiday”
(Taking CHRIST Out Of Christmas!)
“Seasons Greetings From Kentucky”
(Watching Out For Those Elves In Erlanger!)
“Truth About Santa”
(Without illegal wiretapping, Santa wouldn’t know if you’ve been naughty or nice!)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2017
So If This Is Global Warming…
(Without Having To Watch TV)
(Today We’re Praying For Patriotic Pride)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2017
“Same Time Last Year”
(We Were Getting To Know Trump’s Cabinet Picks)
“Re-gifting Guide”
(First, keep track of who gave those crappy gifts to you!)
“Patronage County Today”
“Something Special”
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2017
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
“Political Correctness Update”
(Flag Desecration And Pussy Shots At The University Of Cincinnati)
(Hoping To Make CHRISTmas Great Again)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(What If Santa Turned Out To Be Gay?)
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2017
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
(Overflowing With The Milk Of Human Kindness)
Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign”
(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2017
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
(Putting CHRIST Back In CHRISTmas!)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
(We’re Still Recording History As It Happens!)
Imagining The BlamesSteam Media Coverage During The Obama Administration
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2017
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
MONDAY, DECEMBER 4, 2017
From The Whistleblower Newsroom
(Trying To Stay In A Holiday Mood Worrying About Trump’s Impeachment)
(Featuring the “Crooked Hillary” Collection)
(About Education in Post-Obama America)
2017 “Multi-cultural Holidays” E-dition
(Walmart Complains X-ma$ Isn’t Commercial Enough!)
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2017
(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
(Today We’re Praying For Probity In The Press)
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2017
Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition
“More Of Obama’s Legacy”
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
(“From the Soup Line to the Ridiculous” )
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2017
“Friday’s Features”
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
Build The Wall, Pass Kate’s Law
We’ll Call It “Kate’s Wall”
(Trump’s Salary Is Only A Drop In The Bucket)
(Good Advice After Eight Years Of Obama)
“Liberal Christmas Gifts”
(What To Give That Person Who’s Just Lost Everything)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Is there help for the old GOP?)
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