Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY

On January 15, Justice Watchdog Michael Horowitz is scheduled to release over a million documents relating to his investigation of Clinton email and Comey issues.

Maybe today’s report of a “systemic” sexual harassment problem at the Department of Justice was just to whet our appetites.

Most Wonderful Time All This Year 2.0 – Updated Version – Dana Kamide


Let’s Watch It Again


And One More Time— It’s That Good

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet — 

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY WTF!

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT — TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE

— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

 TO SEE MORE PHOTO SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS FROM EDWARD CROPPER, CLICK HERE

— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

NFL Cancels Final ‘Sunday Night Football’ Game Of Season

(Next Year They Can Cancel The Entire Season)
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

 Movie Review – Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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Vanity Fair to Hillary: Get a Hobby

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Paula White Advising Trump On How To Exploit Name Of Jesus For Personal Gain

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Paul Ryan Confident American People Will Warm Up To Tax Plan Once They Realize Life Is A Cruel And Meaningless Farce

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Tonight’s Top Three 1990 Year-In-Review Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #31 Published On January 1, 1991)

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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

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