Special “Making Christmas Great Again” E-dition

 SUNDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2017
And We’re All Celebrating Around Our Trump Tree

Because Trump says it’s OK to say “Merry Christmas” again.

Trump Saves Christmas!?!?! – Let’s Make Christmas Great Again!!!!

How The Donald Stole Christmas

Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years” – Dana Kamide

Save The Snowflakes!

DUCK DYNASTY CHRISTMAS UPDATE

 

A&E Won’t Be Celebrating A Robertson Family Christmas Again This Year

 Christmas 2015 in Obama’s America Was Very Sad Indeed

And if you want to see why some people are so depressed these days, just check out Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception’s rendition of the “Sourprano’s Christmas Party” from the Archives.

Can you identify any of these people?

 “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas”

          For those of you planning to join Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, Outcast COAST Attorney Chris Finney, and Congressional Podiatrist “Doctor Brad” Wenstrup at Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party at Jack casino on Christmas Day, where the disgraced former U.S. Congresswoman plans to announce either her return to politics or a new business venture, let’s all get in the mood by singing the twelfth verse of “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” sent in by Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Totally Disbarred-But-Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley, whose fund-raiser for “Mean Jean” Schmidt in June 2008 foreshadowed the complete surrender of the RINOs on Walnut Street and the Bluing of Hamilton County.”  It goes something like this:

            On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, “Mean Jean” gave to me:
            Twelve phony fund-raisers,
            Eleven RINOs charging
            Ten Taxes Raising,
            Nine Bills a Spending,
            Eight Dems a Booing,
            Seven Wits a Wagging,
            Six Crooked Cronies,
            Five Libelous Liars,
            Four Screeching Tires,
            Three Borgman Cartoons,
            Two Red Dresses,
            And One Old Crapper, from Rob Portman’s Legacy.

           How do you like having your chestnuts roasted over an open fire, Portman?

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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous donation during our December fund-raising drive from the Scrooge & Marley Counting House.

 Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane suffers yet another picture being taken with an unidentified freeloader who showed up at a holiday party begging for an autograph.

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Some gluten-free items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally gluten-free subscribers.

WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
Romantic Christmas Sleigh Ride
(It’s from 2009, but it’s still very funny)

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