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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Some Days There’s Just Too Much News (Even for Hannity) —
—Today’s Top Trump Tweet —
(After We Found Out Dishonest DemocRAT FBI Agent Peter Strzok’s Anti-Trump, Pro-Clinton Activities Are The Clearest Evidence Yet That Special Counsel Robert Mueller Assembled A Team Designed To Undermine The President At Any Cost.)
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER — 
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Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
ESPN Anchor Launches Ugly Attack Against Viewers Who Boycotted Network over NFL Protests
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Trump Defends Texans McNairWASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – President Trump doubled down on his criticism of NFL players protesting during the National Anthem by Tweeting support this morning for Houston Texans owner Bob McNair (below).
Most Texan players knelled on Sunday during the Anthem in protest of McNair’s recent statement that “we can’t have the inmates running the prison.”
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ABC Discovers Int’l Collusion Network Inside US State Dept
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ABC News Reports Trump Nuked Entire World, Later Clarifies He Just Microwaved A Burrito
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Mueller Loses Visual On Oval Office Camera After Trump Spills A1 Sauce On Bust Of Winston Churchill
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 320. There Are Now Only 1,064 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
