SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2016

This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to thank God for all of our new-found Political Passion, keeping the “Angry People” angry until the 2016 Presidential Election.

More than a year ago in our Special “Angry Versus Stupid” E-dition, The Blower defined the 2016 Presidential Election: It would be the “Angry People” versus the “Stupid People.”

Last weekend we were watching many of those Angry, Frustrated, and Fed-up Americans showing up at Trump-Pence Rallies across America, while Obama had reached another low to help Hillary by encouraging illegal immigrants to vote.

The problem wasn’t so much that Hillary was a corrupt, lying criminal. Everybody knew that. The problem was that her supporters just didn’t care. Those people must’ve been so Stupid, they didn’t realize how Stupid they really were. Ironically, all those Stupid Hillary and Obama supporters rioting in the streets since the Election are the very reason Donald Trump was elected in the first place. 

The Lord must really like all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, And Unsuccessfully Tried To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama-and-Hillary Supporters in the Press, like our Feckless Fishwrappers and the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.  He made so many of them.

How Angry were Conservatives last Tuesday? Judge Jeanine is still celebrating.