TODAY
MONDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2018
Trump’s 696th Day In Office

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)— More Border Bickering —

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet  —

LAURA INGRAHAM: Left’s Hyperbolic Reaction To Criticism Of Muller

MARK STEYN: Mueller Should Never Be An Independent Counsel

MARK DICE: They’re So Desperate!

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Planned Parenthood: Give The Gift Of Freedom

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 Letter to Comrade Comey

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE  Media Now Just Offering Daily Update On Few Remaining Celebrities Not Embroiled In Scandals

U.S.—A group of major news organizations joined the Associated Press today in announcing a new policy of simply reporting on the handful of remaining celebrities out there who still haven’t sexually assaulted anyone that we know of.

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Robert Mueller Ascends Into Sky With Umbrella After Trump Family Promises They Learned Lesson About Honesty

WASHINGTON—Saying that each of them would always have a place in his heart, special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly ascended into the sky with an umbrella Monday after the Trump family promised they had learned their lesson about honesty. “And now, my dear friends, it is time for me to leave… Continue Reading

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 — Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

 That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 696 And There Are Now Only 686 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.