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Special “Antidisestablishmentarianism” E-dition

TODAY IS
MONDAY, MARCH 11, 2019
Trump’s 780th Day In Office
MAR 8 ANTIDIS

Unfortunately, It Doesn’t Mean “Against The Establishment In Washington”
This morning at the Conservative Agenda, one of the Political Insiders asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if The Blower believed in “Antidisestablishmentarianism” because it sounded like it meant “being against the Establishment” or “Draining The Swamp,” something we’ve been favoring quite frequently of late.

“Actually,” Kane explained, “it originally meant being in opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, now is means opposition to the belief that there should no longer be an official church in a country.”

image005Unfortunately, it doesn’t mean being against the Political Establishment in Washington, which all of our Conservatives thought was a good idea.

Many people think “Antidisestablishmentarianism” (28 letters) is the longest word in the Dictionary, but “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” (45 letters), an obscure term ostensibly referring to a lung disease caused by silica dust, is the longest. Even Mary Poppins’ “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” (34 letters) which means “Atoning for educability through delicate beauty,” whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean, is longer than “Antidisestablishmentarianism.”

“Couldn’t The Blower come up a word and set a new record?” someone asked. “Maybe we should take all the spaces out of ‘Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from News Liars at The Destroy Trump Media, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.’ ”

“Get Ripley’s ‘Believe It Or Not’ on the phone,” Kane said. “We just might have a winner.”image003image006