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MONDAY, JANUARY 29, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Wisdom —
If You See Somebody Else Using The Phrase “State of The Swamp Address” tomorrow night, remember you read it here first.
—Tonight’s Classic Trump McCabe Tweet —
College Students Hate Trump’s SOTU Address… Don’t Realize It Hasn’t Happened Yet
Grammys 2018: Crooked Hillary Surprises Crowd To Read “Fire And Fury”
MARK DICE: I Can’t Take Any More!
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE — TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
NFL Social Justice Idiocy
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The Grammys: Hillary Reads From Fire And Fury
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Trump Supporter Executed Live On Stage At Grammy Awards
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FBI Deputy Director Touched By Heavily Redacted Farewell Card From Bureau Coworkers
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 355. There Are Now Only 1,029 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
