TODAY IS
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2018
Trump’s 654th Day In Office

Waiting For The Whistleblower Prediction

The Counter on the lower Right hand Corner of The Whistleblower Web Page has been clicking off the Hours, Minutes, and Seconds until the polls open, and at this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower hadn’t made its usual Guaranteed 100% Accurate Prediction for Trump’s Mid-Term Elections tomorrow. 

“The Blower has done some exhaustive polling, tracking the mood of likely voters across the America,” Kane explained,” but Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said on Sunday before Tuesday’s Election, his polls in these races appeared to be really close, just to keep people interested in all that the Election Hype.”

“Right now Conservative Political Analysts are hoping more “Angry People” will be showing up at the polls tomorrow, while Left-of-Center Political Junkies like “Cincy Dave” believes all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President In History In The White House—Twice, And Had Planned To Give Obama A Third Term By Voting For “Crooked Hillary,” And Get All Of Their “Fake News” From Our Local Obama Supporters In The Press, Like The Ones At The Fishwrap, and on Channels 5, 9, 12, and 19, will be voting for more Free Stuff.

 But Before We Vote, Let’s All Say The Slacker’s Prayer.

                Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down with Barney Frank. He leadeth me toward the still voting booths. He restoreth my welfare. He leadeth me to the path of food stamps for His name’ sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Nancy Pelosi, I shall fear no evil, for Oprah art with me. Thy 30 second paid advertising, it comforts me. Thou preparest a tax break before me in the presence of Joe Biden. Thou annointest my head with alternative energy, my Prius runneth fine.  

Surely social programs and government intervention shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the DemocRAT held House of Representatives forever.

 Racial Healing Update

At Black Churches all over America on Sunday, as usual, sermons were political, racist “Get-out-the-Vote” handouts were considered to be “Community Service” announcements, and buses were waiting to take parishioners down to their local Boards of Elections to vote early and often for their local DemocRATS for whom they were told to vote.

Speaking of which, did you remember that Saturday Night Live’s Satirical Black Panel Show: “What Would It Take For Obama To Lose Black Vote?” The  Black Moderator reported “All over America, Obama’s approval rating has dropped five points to 41%, but even worse than that, the president’s approval rating among black voters has dropped seven points, all the way down to 93%.”

Last Saturday, after “Saturday Night Live” cast member Pete Davidson mocked Texas Republican congressional candidate and former Navy SEAL Dan Crenshaw for losing an eye while serving in Afghanistan. “You may be surprised to hear he’s a congressional candidate for Texas and not a hit-man in a porno movie,” Davidson said, breaking into a laugh. “I’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war, or whatever,” the comedian said, continuing to laugh.

         And The US National Debt was a paltry $21,697,707,782,209 nation at 10:53 PM this evening (you can see the actual current number here) and the struggle for the soul of our once great nation will must continue.

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because during the next day until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 654 And There Are Now Only 728 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.