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Special “Monday Message” E-dition

TODAY IS
MONDAY, JULY 01, 2019
Trump’s 892nd Day In Office

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

With All That Media Bashing From The Trumpster These Days, The Blower remembers when Our  Twitterer-In-Chief Trump Won “Best President Ever” Award With This CNN Body Slam Tweet

HERE’S JUST SOME OF THE REACTION

Tucker: Media Howling Over ‘Violent’ Trump Vapid Posturing

IDIOTS REACT TO TRUMP’S WRESTLING TWEET

CNN Panelist Loses His Mind Over Trump Bodyslam Tweet – Viewer Discretion Advised

What Happened In Trump’s Real WWE Wrestling Match

Probably The Best Trump Poster You’ll See TodayTonight’s Ben Garrison Feature

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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Meanwhile, Don’t Forget

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)


Trump Trolls New Mexican President

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Fun Facts About Maxine Waters

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Corporations Drop LGBT Community Like Hot Tamale Now That Pride Month Over

Kamala Harris Claimed Americans Don’t Want To See A Food Fight. Fact Check: FALSE

Debate Breakdown: Which Candidate Spent The Most Time Breathing Down A Woman’s Neck? 

Ocasio-Cortez Still Brainstorming Ways To Keep Detained Children From Getting Beds, Food

Major Cave-In As D-RAT Candidates Rush To Far Left Side Of Debate Stage

In Move To Appeal To Hispanic Voters, Beto O’Rourke Chugs Entire Bottle Of Authentic Cholula Hot Sauce

Mike Pence Thrown Into Lions’ Den After Being Caught Praying To God Other Than Trump

Experts Agree Loser Of First D-RAT Debate Was AmericaSpare Empty Podium Expected To Win D-RAT Debates By Wide MarginTrump Enraged As Immigrant Child Asks Him For More GruelIn Emergency Bill, House D-RATS Vote To Send More Fake Tears To Address Border CrisisConflict Looms Between Unstable, Warmongering, Rogue Nation And IranJoe Biden Promises His Followers Eternal LifeModern-Day Good Samaritan Sees Injured Man On Side Of Road, Angrily Tweets About RepublicansD-RAT Candidates Announce Plan To Dangle Stacks Of Cash In Front Of Potential VotersBernie Sanders: ‘We Must Pay Off Student Debt To Stay True To Our Liberal Values Of Not Taking Personal Responsibility For Anything’Red Alert: Trump Just Punched The Konami Code Into His Phone To Grant Himself Infinite TermsReport: Internet Users Who Call For Attacking Other Countries Will Now Be Enlisted In The Military Automatically

Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-CheckoutIlhan Omar Getting Excited By All This Talk About Concentration Camps

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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion

 Each year, the White House hosts an Independence Day celebration. To see what the Trump White House has planned, CLICK HERE. 

Meanwhile, Don’t Forget

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Eighth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 893 And There Are Now Only 490 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.