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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2017

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY— 

Here’s How Steeler’s ‘Stander’ Alejandro Villanueva Earned The Bronze Star

Former U.S. Army Ranger officer Alejandro Villanueva, the only Pittsburgh Steelers player to exit the locker room and stand for the national anthem Sunday, earned a Bronze Star with valor during a combat deployment to Afghanistan in 2011. (MORE)

 Pittsburgh QB Roethlisberger Regrets National Anthem Protest

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger said Monday that he regrets participating in his team’s Sunday protest of the national anthem. Roethlisberger released a statement in which he said that he does not “believe the Anthem is ever the time to make any type of protest,” according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Now Shut The Fuck Up
All Of You No Good Over-Paid Whiny Bastards
The Blower Hopes The IRS Audits Every One Of You Sons-Of-Bitches

Disingenuous DemocRATS Remember When Their President Didn’t Mind If You Took A Knee

—TONIGHT’S SIGHT-AND-SOUND BITES —

“DISGUSTING Over-Pampered Richkids” Tucker Carlson Reacts To NFL Players Kneeling During Anthem

Former Army Ranger Player Just Got NASTY Surprise From Black Coach After Defying Demand To Protest

Patriots Fans Boo Protesting NFL Players

Angry Steelers Fan Burns All His Gear! “Goodbye, Pittsburgh Steelers”


White House: Trump’s NFL Fight Is About ‘Honoring The Flag’

The End of NFL Football?

Dandy Don Meredith: Turn Out The Lights

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There’s No Way Trump Loses NFL Battle
By Rush Limbaugh

RUSH: If the players have unabridgeable First Amendment rights, free speech, then why are there penalties for certain end zone celebrations?

Hmm? I mean, that’s certainly freedom of speech, freedom of expression. Why can’t Odell Beckham Jr. pretend he’s a dog and urinate on the floor on the end zone at Philadelphia? He’s got First Amendment rights! Of course, he doesn’t, you see. But here’s what’s happening. In public, the left is attempting to do damage for whatever their objectives are. We’ll leave those aside. The left is attempting to publicly damage, take hold, whatever, of the NFL. (MORE)

97% Of NFL Players Unsure Of What They’re Protesting

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – In a recent polling of 585 NFL players, nearly all of them were unsure of exactly what they are protesting.  Here’s a sampling of responses to the question “What are you protesting by kneeling during the National Anthem?”

“Pretty sure it’s against Nazis – especially the white ones.”

“We’re protesting America becoming capitalistic instead of equal.”

“I’m protesting against Trump saying black lives don’t matter.”

“We’re against global warming and the police.”

“We’re showing the world that we care about, ahh, things such as… such as…ahhhhh, freedom from suppression?”

Me and my fellow players are protesting the Constitution of Independence because of what it does to people of color.”

“We are displaying our right to stand up by kneeling for our beliefs.”

“We are protesting Trump, because he, you know, keeping the black man down and sh*t.”

“Myself is kneeling to show that just because I’m American don’t mean I got to act like one.”

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TONIGHT’S BIG STORY FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE

ROCHESTER, New York – A groundbreaking new study by Mayo Clinic’s leading neurologist, Dr. Terrence Lachance, has shown results indicating a link between brain damage and compulsive unwarranted protesting. This news, in light of recent protests by NFL players, seems to be making sense to a lot of people, while leaving others dumbfounded. (MORE)

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TONIGHT’S BIG STORY FROM THE BABYLON BEE  

Aging NFL Player Torn Between Strip Club, Prosperity Church For Post-Football Business Career

ATLANTA, GA—Veteran Atlanta Falcons linebacker Tim Millikan has lived the dream of having a full, prosperous NFL career, and is now looking toward what’s next as he approaches his retirement at the end of this season. Sitting down with various local news outlets Thursday, the big man revealed that he—like many pro athletes do—plans to enter the world of business after his football days are behind him, and has narrowed his options down to opening and operating either an upscale strip club or a large prosperity church in the Atlanta area. (MORE)

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TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS STORY FROM THE ONION

Should The Cowboys Be Worried About Ezekiel Elliott Hanging Around Someone Like Jerry Jones?

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