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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
“MuellerGate”
Do You Think We Might Need A Bigger Chart?
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
LAURA INGRAHAM: Mueller Probe Reveals Unlimited Power Corrupts
TUCKER CARLSON: It’s Official, The FBI is CR00KED
MARK DICE: She Really Is Crazy
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
“The NFL Fumbles Again”
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Christmas Show Benefits Planned Parenthood
HOLLYWOOD, California (World News Bureau) – Actress Mandy Moore is starring in a Christmas show to benefit America’s largest abortion provider – Planned Parenthood.
“My Bloody Christmas Wish,” revolves around a young woman’s dream of aborting her unplanned pregnancy by Christmas so she can have sex with a new co-worker at an upcoming New Year’s Eve party.
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Congressional Victim Shaming
House DemocRAT tells female colleagues the way they dress is ‘an invitation’ for harassment
(Please note, the link is from CNN, it has to be true)
From The People’s Cube files of “It’s not wrong if we do it” news… Female democRATS are now blaming victims for dressing like they are tramps and whores asking to be abused.
Ohio DemocRAT Rep. Marcy Kaptur stood up and told her colleagues Wednesday that “too many members dress inappropriately” and it’s “an invitation” to be harassed, according to three DemocRAT sources familiar with the discussion. (MORE)
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Inspired by the near-impossible loss of an Alabama Senate seat to a liberal Democrat, the Republican Party Wednesday unveiled a sweeping new plan to lose all of its Senate seats within the next four years.
Laying the groundwork for the plan, the GOP will select a slate of horrible candidates they will support from the primaries all the way through the final tally, no matter what awful revelations about their past come to light.
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 330. There Are Now Only 1,054 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
