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Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

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FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 2018

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

—  Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —

In tonight’s Feckless Fishwrappery about the infighting among our Clermont County Cronies over the May 8 Republican primary sample ballot, did Republican Party Chairman and County Commissioner David Uible really decline comment for the story saying The Fishwrap is not a “credible” news source?

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet  —

— QUOTE OF THE DAY —

Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”

— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”

Send For The Whambulance

And The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

Anti-Social Media Update

Our Conservative Curmudgeon says:

“If we can see ‘historical smoking’ in movies like ‘Chappaquiddick,’ why can’t we see ‘historical monuments’ in parks?”— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

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1 Million Illegal Immigrants Issued California Driver’s Licenses

LOS ANGELES, California (Big Hairy News) – More than 1 million illegal immigrants have been issued California driver’s licenses, the California Department of Motor Vehicles announced Wednesday. 

A 2013 bill authored by then-Assemblyman Hector Chimichanga required California DMV offices to issue driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants as long as they could recite the words to ‘La Bamba.’

Interestingly, over 75% of the driver’s licenses issued have been to the same 9 people.

In possibly-related news, California Governor Jerry Brown has called for an investigation into why insurance companies have raised their rates over 2000% in his state since 2013. 

In other possibly-related news, the Insurance Institute announced this week that car thefts in California have risen by nearly 2000% over the last several years. Institute statistics show that the average California owner of a 90s Honda Accord now has a 100% chance it will be stolen and recovered in a drug bust a year later filled with Filiberto’s fast food wrappers and equipped with a 1000 watt stereo and multiple subwoofers. 

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Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Do Better At Hiding Facebook’s Data Mining…

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How Trade Wars Work

In response to President Trump imposing tariffs on aluminum and steel imports, China implemented reciprocal tariffs on over 100 American-made goods, igniting fears of a trade war. The Onion provides a step-by-step guide of how trade wars begin, escalate, and affect economies. Continue ReadingTO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE

Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Posters

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