SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2015

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Hurley the Historian says you should be sure to mark down October 18, 2015 as the date Obama’s so-called Agreement with Iran went into effect, because already Obama’s claiming Iran’s ballistic missile test this week has no bearing on his historic agreement to give nuclear weapons to those war-mongering Ayatollahs who’ve vowed “Death to America.”

Sunday’s so-called “Adoption Day” is a really big moment for the Obama administration, especially since the Republican-Controlled Congress didn’t do everything possible to make sure the deal died. Now they all have their fingers crossed waiting to see whether Iran can deliver, which everybody knows they won’t.

“We are moving now to the implementation stage, and it is essential that we will maintain our vigilance, our unity of approach and our common purpose,” Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry said in a speech at Indiana University this week.

“The ink isn’t even dry on President Obama’s nuclear agreement and Iran is already breaking rules,” Republican Senator David Perdue said on Thursday. “This should not come as a surprise to anyone since Iran has cheated on every deal.”

“Why should this surprise anybody?” said Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, “Not a single other one of Obama’s other foreign policy decisions has worked during the past seven years and we still have another 460 days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached. And with the Republican Surrender Monkeys in Congress, that’s the soonest the United States could do anything about it. Let’s hope Iran isn’t nuking Israel by then.”

The Blower isn’t sure what statements all of those other 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates will have to say about it, but maybe this Donald Trump for President campaign commercial could provide a clue about the kind of things The Donald might be making on the subject this week.