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OCTOBER 30 ORGANIZED LEFTIST INSURRECTION

Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved To Research The Coordinated Leftist Insurrection During Trump’s First Year In Office

 Tonight’s Coverage Is At The Same Point Of The Trumpster’s First  Year In Office. We’re Reviewing Our “OCTOBER 30 EDITION. ”

It Was It Was Just More Coordinated Leftist Insurrection Against Trump

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image004Halloween Countdown
By Charles Foster Kane
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher

           You don’t need the Fearless Forces of Political Correctness to warn you not to talk about dressing up like Crooked Hillary as the Most Hated Woman in American or a Benghazi terrorist carrying a big bomb today to go trick-or-treating in an American airport.

image009image006For years, multi-culturalists have forbidden you to wear such “insensitive costumes.” You can’t dress up like a hobo, devil, Boy Scout, pedophile priest, homosexual Eskimo, Cleveland Indian, pregnant teenager, hunchback, hairy-legged lesbian, fat person, Michael Jackson, Teddy Kennedy in a wet suit, Vince Foster with a hole in his head, George Clooney, Barbra Streisand, or a witch who just happens to look like Hillary, although you could dress up like That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt, who Clermont Cronies say still just happens to look like a witch.

image009But the one thing you still can’t do in 2016, especially if you own a bar in Mason, Ohio, would be to put a helpful sign in your window saying “For Service, Speak English,” if neither you nor your employees could speak Spanish. If you did, the Harpies from HOME (Housing Owners Made to Pay Extortion) would still claim you were hurting the feelings of some poor illegal immigrant (whom they can’t actually identify because of racially discriminatory deportation laws) and refer their caustic charges to the Ohio Political Correctness Commission, and PC Fanatics at the Morning Fishwrap’s Idiotorial Board would surely call you a “bigot.”

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Liberals show their tolerance by telling lies, name-calling, and trying to burn all Rush Limbaugh’s dittoheads at the stake. And with only five more days till Indecision 2016 on November 8, their willing accomplices in the press are still busy trying to fool all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, one more time.

image009Halloween used to be the day when folks dressed up in funny costumes and took to the streets begging for goodies. But walking the streets and turning tricks this year, is that wretched refuse for whom we can only hope November 3 will be their day of reckoning. Political panhandlers try to disguise themselves as people who care and roam neighborhoods or clutter your TV with commercials, not to mention all those Robotcalls during dinner time, begging for votes so they can get their hands on your goodies. And when they do, We the Over-Taxed Payers will fall prey to all sorts of their dirty tricks.

image013 image009When you see automobile ads on TV, they always explain the financing. When banks advertise loans, they always have to tell you how much the interest charge will be. It’s called “Truth in Lending.” But when candidates run political ads, they don’t ever have to tell the truth. They can say damn near anything they want and call it “protected free speech.” Do you remember a few years ago when ads for Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune’s and David A. Pepper’s $900 million Feel-Good-Social Programs Tax Scam that would’ve also included the GOP Sheriff Simon E. Leis Memorial Hoosegow didn’t even have to tell you what each new bed will really cost, because they knew if they did, nobody in his right mind would ever vote for it?

And how scary were those TV commercials for the new jail— shouldn’t they at least have been banned during the “family viewing period?” Threatening to let Freddy Kruger and Michael Myers out of jail scares the hell out of little children. Or they could just let Mean Jean Schmidt explain abortion to your children.

image009image010And speaking of Halloween Harangues, at least this we won’t have Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced DemocRAT, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Finally-Totally-Disbarred-And-Now-Awaiting Arrest Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley, Feckless Fishwrap Publisher “Skaggie Maggie” Buchanan, and Draft-Dodging WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham once again involving themselves in Republican politics right before an election.  We remember six years ago when our terrible troika did their best to destroy the Republican Party in Clermont County, not that those crooks and cronies seem to need any help these days. 

image009We remember all those stories saying the 2012 Presidential Election would be won or lost in Hamilton County, Ohio. No wonder TEA Party Patriots had so much to worry about with the Hamilton County RINO Party still Wandering in the Wilderness ever since Alex T. Mall Cop GOP painted the town “Blue” on Election Night in 2008. 

image009The media’s spinfluence: It used to be only The New York Times and TV networks employed bogus polls to promote their agendas. Now every local media outlet is doing it too. As for newspapers, as if their daily unfair-and-biased reporting weren’t enough, their pre-election political endorsements instruct their ill-informed readers which candidate to choose. Rarely do they endorse a person just because of his race, because the only color those media weasels care about is green. And on tax increases, people who control newspaper editorial boards don’t even have to live in areas those humongous tax increases would affect, so it’s not costing them anything to tell you to piss away more of your hard-earned money down another liberal rat hole.

image009image011While Halloween costumes have become more frightening, nothing is quite as scary as the increasingly bitter rhetoric of all those trying to stay in office. Enjoy it. It’s the sound and fury of liberalism crumbling. According to the Dissociated Press, racial attitudes have gotten a lot worse during the seven years since the United States elected its first black president, an Dissociated Press poll finds, as a slight majority of Americans now express prejudice toward blacks whether they recognize those feelings or not.

image009The quality of political candidates reflects our culture. Despite all the talk about “change,” up until now, the public really hasn’t wanted anything done— except to somebody else. Politicians were still selling crap because you were still buying it. But we just might be beginning to see the start of something big. In 2016 you’re seeing the Angry People versus the Stupid People and the Greedy People, along with their winning accomplices in the Liberal Media Conspiracy.

image009But right now when you ask which is worse about this year’s elections— voters’ ignorance or apathy, and people tell you they don’t know and they don’t care.

image009People say they’re voting for the lesser of two evils. The problem is, they’re still voting for “evil.”  Maybe this year, Voters should just understand the best way to lower their taxes would be just to “Vote No” on everything!

image009image015Meanwhile this year, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says everybody in Ohio will be trying to identify all of the players in the Whistleblower Video Repertory Group’s Halloween Video.

image009Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says tomorrow night, everybody will be getting ready for Halloween in Northern Kentucky. Blondie Whalen fright thongs are selling well at Victoria’s Secret, there’s a lewd carved pumpkin display at the Piece Bell in Newport, and Horny in Hebron is auditioning witches to ride his broomstick, if you know what we mean. Horny says the reason witches don’t wear panties when flying on their broomsticks is because it helps them stay on.

image016Everybody’s wondering what to wear at all those Halloween parties this year, but our good friend Bobby Leach says every day is Halloween in Northern Kentucky, when guys just sit around and “pump kin.” Miss Vicki’s Annual Halloween Party is the place to be seen, because that’s where The Blower is once again sponsoring a “Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest” this year.

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Several years ago on Halloween, apparently Eric “Call me Crazy” Deters was celebrating the anniversary of losing his frivolous suit against The Blower by filing suit against The Fishwrap claiming they had defamed NoKY’s second-most infamous oversexed education teacher Sarah Jones by saying she had sex with a student despite slutty Sarah’s felony guilty plea and admission to doing just that. That’s when the Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio) welcomed Feckless Fishwrapper Jim Hannah to the bonds of frivolous lawsuit brotherhood. The Blower would like to congratulate Jim Hannah again, especially because he’s no longer a Feckless Fishwrapper.

image009Five years ago on Halloween, basic cable subscribers in Northern Kentucky were watching the Flashlight Theatre’s production of “War of the Worlds” to see if the entire Northern Kentucky area was invaded from outer space. But the best part of program was when Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane lost his composure trying to interview film legend Tor Johnson. WATCH IT HERE]

image009Hurley the Historian says that’s because on Halloween in 1938, Charles Foster Kane lookalike Orson Welles caused a nationwide panic with his broadcast of “War of the Worlds”— a realistic radio dramatization of a Martian invasion of Earth, and every day our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane tries to cause a similar tri-state panic about tax increases during the Obama Depression.

image009On the other hand, Halloween festivities probably have never been totally enjoyed by Kane’s old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, since he got married on Halloween fifty something years ago. “I was tricked once, and it’s been no treat ever since,” the crusty curmudgeon explained.

image009image020Speaking of tricks: when Liberal politicians promise you something, they must first take it from you or somebody else. If these creepy creatures take it from you, you can bet your political pumpkin you’ll get back a lot less than you were forced to give.

image009If you get to choose between politics and Halloween, take Halloween. It may be just a day to buy a mask and count up your candy at the end of the night, but you’ll still get more for your money. Choose politics, and those greedy bastards wearing masks of compassion will steal all your candy and wind up with everything else you own.

image009Maybe that’s why Obama came to town on Halloween in 2012 —to confiscate all the candy your kids have collected and redistribute it to the kids who were too lazy to go trick or treating for themselves.

image009image019Halloween Safety Tips: Police say don’t dress up like a black guy with a gun, especially in a white neighborhood.

image009Now here are a few children’s Halloween safety tips you won’t see on TV: Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud, even as a joke. Don’t search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. Don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. And never ever take anything from the dead.

image009That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Thomas Jefferson’s “A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take away everything you have.”

image009And over at Channel 19, did Trish the Dish really say the difference between Halloween and Election Day is one of them is always on a Tuesday, but forgot which one.

Trick or Treat, Happy Halloween!

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Hillary Halloween Warning

image022WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Authorities are warning the public to be aware of a high number of children expected to be masquerading as Hillary Clinton this Halloween. Specific concerns are children pretending to collapse on porches, sidewalks, and possibly even streets. 

“We urge all parents to warn children portraying Mrs. Clinton to exercise caution when pretending to collapse, avoiding busy sidewalks and staying well away from streets and driveways. Also, trick-or-treaters need to be aware of possible shock or confusion to individuals responding to a knock or doorbell, only to find plump children in pantsuits apparently dead or injured at their front door. Halloween is not an excuse to cause real harm or fear to people who are not familiar with your costume’s theme.”

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More Offensive Halloween Costumes

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More Proud Sponsors and Avid Fans

Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our October fund-raising drive from Kevin O’Brien’s Pumpkin Patch, where you can have sex with a pumpkin in Anderson Township, because as The Fishwrap keeps telling us, “Pumpkin is the New Bacon.”

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image002 HALLOWEEN HOT LINE

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Whistleblower Halloween Videos

Plus this Oldie But Goodie

PRESIDENT EVIL – Halloween Monster Mash 2012 Election Spoof

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