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Special “Conservative Target Practice” E-dition

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2020
TRUMP’S 1307th DAY IN OFFICE
AND TONIGHT, IN HONOR OF SLICK WILLIE’S SPEECH AT THE 2020 D-RAT CONVENTION, WE’RE REMEMBERING THIS SPECIAL REPORT AT THE 2016 DISINGENUOUS D-RAT CONVENTION

AUGUST 17 TARGET PRACTICE

Zeroing In On Slick Willie

image005At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Conservatives should once again take aim at Bill Clinton.

“You bet” Kane explained, “We should never miss an opportunity to go after the former Pants-Dropper-in- Chief! He was the closest thing we ever got to have a real Black man as President.”

*He played the sax.

*He smoked weed.

*He had his way with ugly white women.

*Even now? Look at him … Last year, his wife was running for president, and he was still dreaming about interns!

*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with “ClintonSoup,” in honor of one of the nation’s most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one” “I swear”

*The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.”

*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.

“Plus, tomorrow’s Slick Willie’s birthday, and the old pants dropper’s going to be 72 years old.”

“Not only that,” Hurley the Historian added, “Today (August 17) is the nineteenth anniversary of the date in 1998 when Bill Clinton testified before a grand jury that he had had an “inappropriate” relationship with former intern Monica Lewinsky, and that night, he apologized to the American people in a nationally televised address.”

“And isn’t it funny,” Kane added, “Tonight we probably won’t see a reminder of that on the Liberal Network TV Nightly News?”image007

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture. That’s because during the next 80 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 940 And There Are Now Only 442 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.