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Tonight’s Coverage Is At The Same Point Of The Trumpster’s First Year In Office. We’re Reviewing Our “OCTOBER 22 EDITION. ”
It Was It Was Just More Coordinated Leftist Insurrection Against Trump
OCTOBER 23, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY —
“Attack On The Schvartze Cleaning Women”
It’s Like Something Steve Martin Would Do
Last week, Whacky Florida Congresswoman Frederica Wilson was the “Designated Schvartze Cleaning Woman” using a planned, surreptitiously overheard condolence call to viciously attack President Trump. Not only was her loud complaint vulgar and tacky, Wilson then compounded the error by proclaiming herself as a “rock star,” due to the attention she received.
For every contrived controversy, the Radical Liberal Media seems to find another Black woman to protect as she attacks the Trump Administration with the Latest Liberal Lie or some really outlandish statement, because critics of these Brainless Black women will automatically be branded as racists.
Besides our Rhinestone Rodeo Clown Wilson, we’ve recently seen attacks by White House Correspondent April Ryan; Obama Administration Paid Liar Susan Rice; ESPN Anchor Jemele Hill, returning tonight after a two week suspension for calling President Trump a “White Supremacist” on Twitter; “Mad Maxine” Waters, the Crazy California Congresswoman who threatened to “Take Out” Moron Trump last weekend; Whoopi Goldberg, who got fired up on Wednesday’s episode of “The View” over those made-up comments President Trump “allegedly” made to the grieving widow of a fallen soldier, And let’s not forget Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, who knelt on the House floor in support of those poor oppressed tattooed millionaire NFL players protesting President Trump; and FAKE NEWS CNN’s Joy Reid, for calling White House Chief of Staff John Kelly racist; along with other women of the Congressional Black Caucus who demanded General John Kelly apologize for his “reprehensible” remarks about Frederica Wilson.
— This Just In —
Cleaning Woman! – Steve Martin
— Tonight’s Conservative Posters —
Trump: Wilson Rodeo Tweet Honest Mistake
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – President Trump defended an early morning Tweet (below) aimed at Rep. Frederica Wilson (RTRD- Fla) after receiving condemnation from House and Senate DemocRATS.
Trump admitted to reporters Friday morning that he had made an honest mistake: “Look, somebody sent me the photo and honestly, I didn’t look at it that close. Now that I’ve had a chance to really look at it, I can see I was mistaken – the rodeo rider is way, way more attractive than Freddie.”
Rep. Wilson has been embroiled in a war of words with the President since criticizing his condolences to the widow of a slain serviceman.
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— TONIGHT’S BIG STORY FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE —
Doctors Baffled As Mute Man Speaks After 8 Years Of Silence
Nearly 8 years after a terrible wreck left a man unable to communicate, his power of speech has returned. George Bush was 62 when the mainstream media derailed his presidency, which resulted in him and his entire administration going off a cliff and tumbling to the ground.
“For eight long years he didn’t speak a word,” said George’s brother, Jeb Bush. Though his family continued to talk to him, they had no idea whether he understood them. That eased a few days ago, when he began responding to questions with grunts and by blinking his eyes. (MORE)
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— TONIGHT’S BIG BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
Sean Hannity Leads First Baptist Dallas In Sincere Prayer To Donald Trump
DALLAS, TX—After being invited onstage for an interview with Pastor Robert Jeffress during Sunday morning service, popular conservative radio personality Sean Hannity reportedly led the congregation at First Baptist Dallas in a sincere prayer to Donald Trump.
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Trump Called Up For Vietnam Service After Last Of Draft Deferments Expires
WASHINGTON—Confirming that the 71-year-old had officially been determined fit to carry out his duty, officials from the United States Army announced Monday that President Trump was being called upon to serve in Vietnam after the last of his draft deferments had expired. “After almost 50 years of… (MORE)
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
George W. Bush Opened Up His Trap The Other Day And Out Came Hillary.
At least, he sounded a lot like the Hildebeast. W remained strangely quiet for the eight years Obama was in office, but now that Trump is in the White House, he’s full of criticism. Former presidents who spout criticism this early in a new administration is considered bad form.
Regardless, Bush joined Hillary, Obama, and John McCain in attacking Trump. They’ve all shrilly denounced the direction Trump would like to take our country in order to make it great again. Pappy Bush, now in his 90s, even expressed some support for Hillary. After all, he has his New World Order legacy to protect. His son refused to vote for his party’s candidate and left the ballot blank—just like his mind. (MORE)
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