SATURDAY, JANUARY 13, 2018
Is “Talking Truth” The Same As “Talking Shit?”
At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why so many people were outraged-and-offended after all of Trump’s enemies couldn’t stop repeating the WaPo Anti-Trump FAKE NEWS Report claiming Our Politically Incorrect President had forgotten to sugar coat the truth one more time and is alleged to have asked why we’re having all those people from “Shithole Countries” come to America. Maybe the Trumpster was just “Talking Shit,” as they say in da hood.

“Actually, as any graduate of the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools can tell you, “Talking Shit” is right there in the Declaration of Independence,” Kane added, because Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of “Talking Shit.”

And even the Pledge of Allegiance says, “One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and “Talking Shit” for all.”

Do you remember when Patrick Henry said, “Give me “Talking Shit” or give me a death?”

Nathan Hale said, “I regret that I have but one Life to give for “Talking Shit.”

John Paul Jones said, “I have not yet begun to “Talking Shit.”

George Washington said, “I cannot tell a lie. It was only “Talking Shit” that made me cut down the cherry tree.”

Samuel Adams said, “Someday they’ll name a beer after me, and when they do, I’ll be “Talking Shit.”

Daniel Webster said, “One country, one constitution, one destiny, and hours of “Talking Shit.”

At Gettysburg, Abraham Lincoln said, “The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget our “Talking Shit.”

William Tecumseh Sherman said, “War is hell– without “Talking Shit.”

George Armstrong Custer said, “Where in the hell did all those “Talking Shit” Indians come from?”

Woodrow Wilson said, “The world must be made safe for “Talking Shit.”

Will Rogers said, “I never met a man “Talking Shit” I didn’t like.”

General George S. Patton said, “No bastard ever won a war dying for “Talking Shit.” He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his “Talking Shit.”

FDR said, “We have nothing to fear but “Talking Shit” itself.”

Douglas McArthur said, “I shall return– for “Talking Shit.”

Harry Truman said, “The “Talking Shit” stops here.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower said, “I think that people want “Talking Shit” so much that one of these days government had better get out of their way and let them have it.”

Albert Einstein said, “”The hardest thing in the world to understand is “Talking Shit.”

Sigmund Freud said, “Most of men’s problems can be traced to their subconscious feelings about “Talking Shit.”

John Kennedy said, “Ask not what you can do for your “Talking Shit.”

Neil Armstrong said, “A small step for man, one giant step for “Talking Shit.”

Barry Goldwater said, “Extremism in the defense of “Talking Shit” is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of “Talking Shit” is no virtue.”

Vince Lombardi said, “Talking Shit” isn’t everything.”

Ronald Reagan said, “My fellow Americans. I’m pleased to announce that I’ve signed legislation outlawing “Talking Shit” in Russia. The bombing starts in five minutes.”

John Wayne said, “Sure Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have your dinner ready when you get home along with a big helping of “Talking Shit” for dessert.”

Rev. Martin Luther King said, “I had a dream about “Talking Shit.”

Bill Clinton lied when he said “I was not “Talking Shit” with that woman.

Charlton Heston said, “Let my “Talking Shit” go.”

At every patriotic rally, Lee Greenwood always sings, “God Bless “Talking Shit.”

George W. Bush said, “Talking Shit” Accomplished.

Not to be outdone, Obama now still insists that only Mean-Spirited Republicans would ever “Talk Shit.”

And Donald Trump says, “We’re making “Talking Shit” Great Again.”