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FRIDAY, MAY 25, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
Left Wing Billionaire Michael Bloomberg: Raising Taxes on Poor People is a “Good Thing.”
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —
Here’s Another Time The Blower Mocked Crooked Hillary For Her Choice Of Headwear
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
Send For The Whambulance
And The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
BREAKING NEWS
Publix Caves To Protest: Halts Campaign Donations To Candidate Backed By NRA
Will Our Forrest Gump School Board Soon Be Telling Us To Remove The Redskin From Our Memorabilia?
A Lot Of Voters For A Lot Of Years Have Supported The Anderson Redskin
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
Here’s More Fishwrap PULP (Progressive, Utopian, Liberal Propaganda)
Cincinnati City Council should be applauded for its efforts to make the Queen City greener and do its part for climate change and environmental sustainability. Council continued to take progressive steps this week by adopting an updated Green Plan, which includes 80 strategies to reduce Cincinnati’s carbon emissions 80 percent by 2050. Among the recommendations in the plan are a ban on plastic shopping bags that would include a tax if they are used and a requirement for landlords to have an air conditioner in at least one unit.
This Is What WE Call PROPAGANDA!
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
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NFL Players Threaten Crotch Grab During Anthem
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – Sources within NFL Player’s Association (NFLPA) said players will stand for the National Anthem, but those protesting will grab their crotch and stick out their tongue as the anthem is played.
“We might stand for the anthem but under no circumstances will we stand by idly as things like police brutality, global warming, racism, and Donald Trump continue to exist.”
NFL President Roger Goodell is said to be ‘frantically’ conferring with owners concerning this new turn of events.
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DemocRATs Warn That Defunding Planned Parenthood Will Reduce Access To Essential Campaign Donations
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Jerry Jones Offers To Pay Players’ Fines For Domestic Violence
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 490. There Are Now Only 892 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
