TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2021
TRUMP’S TWENTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YESTERDAY’S REAL PRESIDENT’S DAY CELEBRATION WAS IN FLORIDA
Re-imagining The Trumpster’s First Month In OfficeCommemorative Coverage Of The Trumpster’s First 100 Days
That Date Was February 17, 2017
This Morning at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what Real Republicans were talking about during February in 2016 when some of those other RINOs were still being invited to attend Republican Presidential Debates.
“Everybody was playing Fantasy Politics, you know like Fantasy Football,” Kane explained, “dreaming about what it would be like after President Donald Trump and Vice President Marco Rubio were sworn into office.”
In a rare event on Inauguration Day, Congress would’ve convened for an emergency meeting to REPEAL Obama’s “illegal and unconstitutional” —Socialist healthcare FARCE, known as ObamaCare.
The new Director of Health and Social Services Dr. Ben Carson would’ve announced that an independent group of healthcare management professionals had been hired to handle healthcare services for poor and low income … They were also assigned the duty of ELIMINATING Medicare and Medicaid FRAUD. Government’s costs for healthcare would’ve been reduced by 90% Insurance premiums for “working” Americans would’ve been reduced by 50%. And Healthcare service in the U.S would’ve improved 100%.
Newly appointed Department of Homeland Security Chief Ted Cruz would’ve announced the immediate deployment of troops to the U.S. Mexico border to control illegal immigration and the immediate deportation of illegals with criminal records or links to terrorist groups……. New bio-encrypted Social Security IDs would’ve been required by every American citizen. “Birthright-was-Abolished.”
All immigration from countries that represent a threat to the safety of American citizens would’ve been “terminated-indefinitely.” The move would’ve saved American over-taxed payers billions of dollars. AND….Several prisons would’ve been closed.
Newly appointed Secretary of Business and Economic Development Carly Fiorina would’ve eliminated more than 1/2 of the Government agencies operating under the Obama administration saving over-taxed payers billions of dollars. Stocks would’ve risen 100%.
Newly appointed Director of Government Finance Rand Paul would’ve announced the abolition of the IRS and displayed a copy of the new Federal Tax Return form. It would’ve consisted of ONE page. The instructions would’ve been TWO pages. The Federal Reserve would’ve been audited. That move would’ve saved American Over-Taxed payers billions of dollars and increases tax revenue.
Hillary Clinton would’ve been in prison….. Her cell would’ve been directly across from Jesse Jackson AND Al Sharpton who were serving time for “Hate Crimes.” She would’ve been bitching at them constantly from behind the bars of her cell in what some call cruel and unusual punishment.
Bernie Sanders would’ve been in the Nuthouse….His room would’ve been directly across from Nancy Pelosi, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chris Matthews, and Al Franken. They would’ve met for tea every day at 10 AM to discuss the success and benefits of Communism and Socialism throughout the world.
Windows 12 would’ve been released. It would’ve been designed for humans, AND wouldn’t require a degree in nuclear physics to operate and looks just like Windows 7 EXCEPT, it would’ve been easier to use.
Barack Obama would’ve fled the United States, and returned to his homeland of Kenya before his trial for treason began….. It would’ve been reported that he had been last seen wandering through the jungle singing “Hakuna Matata” (No Worries) with a chimp named Commie.
A committee would NOT have been established to determine what was causing global cooling, and billions of over-taxed payer dollars would’ve been saved.
DEAD people were no longer allowed to vote in Chicago, a huge blow for the D-RAT Party in the State of Illinois.
That was One Man’s Political Fantasy For Celebrating President Trump’s First Four Weeks at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. What was yours?
Also during February 2016 in The Blower’s Special “Kasich’s Kamikaze Kampaign” E-dition, we were checking out how Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s Avis “We’re Number Two, We Try Harder” Campaign was working out.
Noted South Carolina Political Reporter Gamecock Tadwell had said during the previous week, Kasich, who’d taken Sloppy Seconds in New Hampshire with less than half the support of Donald Trump, had arrived in that more conservative Southern state with little staff or support to compete for the 50 delegates in the “Winner Take All” Palmetto State Republican Primary on Saturday.
Kasich was claiming the bogus USA Today/Suffolk Poll said he was in the Best Position to Defeat DemocRATS in November, beating Hillary by 11 points.
Unfortunately for Kasich, Donald Trump held a commanding double-digit lead over all of his rivals in South Carolina, and The Blower predicted we’d most likely soon see the “Or Else” part of Kasich’s “When You’re Only Number 2, You Try Harder, or Else” Campaign.