— Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda —
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 2017
The Blower’s Abundantly Expensive Spectrum Business Class E-Mail System (Supposedly Designed to meet our ever-expanding Technology Needs) Is Still Down (Since Last Saturday Night At 11:32 PM)
But Persons Of Consequence (Who Haven’t Been Receiving Their E-Mail Advisories) Are Still Checking Back Here Once In A While, Just To See If We’ve Returned With Some More Fake News Reports Like These:
(It’s Almost Time To Vote)
(Waiting To See If Enough “Angry People” Show Up At The Polls)
The Blower Was Already Predicting The Winner
“Indecision 2017”
(This Off-Year’s Long Noxious Nightmare Is Almost Over!)
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2017
(It Helps If You’re Prepared)
(There Were Only Two More Days Till The 2016 Elections And We Had Just Received Our November Surprise)
(Without Having To Watch TV)
“No More Daylight Savings Time”
(What The Hell Happened To All The Clocks?)
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2017
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Attack Ads”
(Like The One Calling Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley A Racist)
“Patronage County Today”
(“Fit to be Tied”)
(Another “Complete And Total Disgrace”)
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2017
(It Was A “Complete And Total Disgrace”)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(This year when the Elections are done)
“Whistleblower Tax Plan”
(First Introduced In 2007)
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2
(We Told You Those Dishonest DemocRAT Primaries Were Rigged)
(Guess Who Hasn’t Been Accused)
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1
“Radical Islamic Terrorist Update”
(Failed Liberal Diversity Lottery Visa Program)
(Latest Update)
Это не русская пропаганда
(Eto ne russkaya propaganda)
Без шуток!
(Bez shutok!)
MONDAY, OCTOBER 31
Happy Halloween
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